The top 5 Are you an idiot? results of 137 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Are you an idiot?.

#1	35.0%	Not bad, but you could still be better.
#2	27.0%	It sounds like you are pretty astute. Congratulations, you're not an idiot. Now get out of here and hit the books; your status could change at any time.
#3	21.9%	Doomed to live a life of mediocrity, huh? Pick a side and stop wasting everyone's time.
#4	16.1%	Wow, you are a big freakin' idiot. Go back to school and get your uneducated posterior out of here.
#5	0.0%	You could use some schooling, but at least you're not riding the short bus to school.