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A SelectSmart.com Weird Selector by Aaron Veuleman, created February 2005. This selector will help you determine your idiot status. Answer truthfully, because even though I don't like idiots, I hate liars. Disclaimer

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1. Do you use the work "like" in every sentence you speak?
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2. Have you ever completely read a nonfiction work, or some other work of scholarly value?
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3. Do you love television shows such as "The Anna Nicole Smith Show" and "The Osbournes"?
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4. Can you describe at least three current events in some detail?
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5. Can you describe at least five major historical events in great detail?
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6. Have you ever read a work by a major philosopher or theologian?
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7. Do you read for fun?
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8. Can you describe your religious beliefs in detail and explain why you hold those beliefs?
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9. "Cogito ergo sum"-- Would you be able to tell me what that means and who said it?
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10. Can you name at least three Justices on the United States Supreme Court and at least one influential decision handed down by the Supreme Court in the last five years?
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