The top 4 DORK results of 7775 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for DORK.

#1	53.6%	You're as hip as they come my friend, but I'm sure you already knew that. Infact you are almost as cool as THE GREAT ANTOINE!
#2	22.8%	Not quite the charmer you could be but hey no one's as good as Anthony Reynolds.
#3	16.8%	OH GOD! DORK ALERT! You are as lame as they come!
#4	6.7%	Warning we have a geek in the making!