Theatre Poll: Which Vagina Monologue Are You? Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "Which Vagina Monologue Are You?" by Ophelia. Translate: Choose from this list: Hair The Flood The Vagina Workshop Because He Liked To Look At It I Was 12. My Mother Slapped Me. Under the Burqua My Angry Vagina My Vagina Was My Village My Short Skirt The Little Coochi Snorcher That Could Reclaiming Cunt The Woman Who Loved to Make Vaginas Happy I Was There In The Room See the newest and search for polls here: