ERROR 401: Authorization Required - You seek danger, are a rebel, and easily get into trouble. OD users are highly annoyed with you because you seek to take charge of their diaries. You would make a good dictator.
ERROR 403: Forbidden - You are very sexual. You are a bit of a voyeur and shut down OD so that only you can access it and be the first to read the entries and look for the most erotic ones.
ERROR 404: Not Found - You are a prankster. You cause OD to malfunction and appear to no longer exist while you sit back and giggle about the frustration you've caused.
ERROR 500: Server Error - You are the most common OD error message. You want to please OD users but often feel that technology is against you. You often become as frustrated as the OD users themselves.
ERROR 501: Not Implemented - You really don't care if OD is available to its users or not. You would prefer that they all go to OD+ so that you can make more money. After all, Bill Gates is your hero.