Humor Poll: Are you right for me? Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "Are you right for me?" by Randy . Translate: Choose from this list: You are my soul mate You are perfect for me. You and I fit together good. You probably don't like me that much. You would break my heart. You want to spit in my face and kick me in the junk. You want to burn my house down. You want to burn my house down with me in it. You wouldn't talk to me or even look at me if we were the only two people left in the world and human civilization depended on us to reproduce. You hate me. You like me a little. You might even love me a little. You want to hug me. See the newest and search for polls here: