Conservatives Uncover Democrat Plot To Turn Taylor Swift Into An International Pop Star And The Kansas City Chiefs Into A Dynasty So Swift Could Date
By HatetheSwamp January 31, 2024 4:03 am Category: Politics (0.0 from 0 votes)
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As we know. Curt thinks that this is Gospel.
U.S. — In a shocking discovery sure to shake America to its core, conservatives announced they have uncovered a secret plot by the Democratic Party to turn Taylor Swift into an international pop star and the Kansas City Chiefs into a football dynasty so Swift could then date a Kansas City player and leverage the collective media coverage to get Joseph R. Biden, Jr. elected as President.
The conspiracy, confirmed by the sharpest conservative minds on social media, alleges that Swift's rise to the top of the music and pop culture spheres and the ascendance of the Chiefs to join other storied championship franchises in NFL history did not happen by mere coincidence, but instead were orchestrated down to the smallest detail by high-ranking powerbrokers to make sure the media storm generated by Swift's romance with Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce could ensure Biden's re-election...
At publishing time, the growing romance between Swift and Kelce that has captivated the world was being prepared to take center stage at the upcoming Super Bowl, which conservative conspiracy theorists allege will simply be a massive Democrat voter registration operation.
You woke, white electric limousine lovin progressive Swampcultists are just an absolute frigginhoot!
In the real world, I actually found this... 100% serious article which, we already know Curt believes. This is toooooooooo good:
Trump Allies Pledge ‘Holy War’ Against Taylor Swift (see 2nd link)
Progressive Swampcult truth is freakinstranger than fiction. Baha.
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