by HatetheSwamp on May 10, 2023 8:35 am
Breaking: George Santos Arrested, 534 Members Of Congress Still At Large
Representative George Santos was taken into custody this morning on federal money laundering, theft, and fraud charges. Americans are still on edge, however, as 534 dangerous felons in Congress still remain at large.
"It's unsettling," said local Cathy Mable upon hearing the news. "To think that many thieves, rapists, and degenerate murderers are still walking free in Washington D.C. and throughout the country makes it difficult to sleep at night."
Sources warned the unarrested reprobate politicians are surrounded by well-armed security details and have unmatched power to pass laws and destroy the lives of American citizens at will. Citizens are being warned to be on their guard, as one of these creeps could attack another unsuspecting victim at any moment.
So, small start. Better than nuthin.
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by oldedude on May 10, 2023 2:48 pm
In many cases, even with "people" I have a lot of disdain for including paying your brother/husband, or your boyfriend huge amounts of campaign funds to launder money.
Santos is way out of line on this. Any reasonable person should have thought so. Oh well. I'll let the sheep have their orgasm on a rock they're pretending its another sheep.
