2. How do you do in school?
I study three hours a night and slit my wrists if I get anything lower than a 98 on any grade
I do well in school, but it's not my main focus
I don't do really well, or I have trouble sometimes keeping up
What? I'm in school?
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

3. Are you competitive?
I get infuriated if I don't win
I like to win, and try to
Winning isn't the most important part of the game to me
I don't give a shit about things I do
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

4. How do handle stress?
I get really nervous/cry
I take it out on other people
Actually, I'm pretty chill
I perform under stress
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

5. Are you pretentious, or more honest?
I am brutally honest and say whatever the fuck is on my mind
I'm poised, does that count as pretentious?
I'm rather self-defeating and inhibited
There are times to be honest and times to be tactful
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

6. Are you arrogant or prideful?
I am hot shit!
I have a good amount of self-confidence
I am more nervous and self-doubting than a lot of people
I want to cut my wrists
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

7. How attractive are you?
Half man, Half amazing!
I am okay
I am strange looking, but not unattractive
I am a fugly ho/mantroll
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

8. How do you relate to the opposite sex?
I am always very flirtatious and forward
I am sometimes shy, sometimes flirty
I am usually fairly shy and inhibited
I never talk to the opposite sex
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

9. What is your pecking order in the lunchroom?
I sit at the head of the table and tell people what to do
I have a place and I'm cool with it
I am insecure about my place OR I am a minion
I don't give a shit about things like that
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

10. What kind of food do you like?
Disgusting, smelly, ethnic food
Whatever anyone else has
School lunches
Little Bites
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

11. What is your attitude about card games?
I get really into them, getting mad at others and accusing them of cheating
I want to win, but am pretty even-tempered
I don't really care about them, I just want to cheat and fuck with people
I don't know how to play these games
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

12. Who do you have a crush on/are infatuated with?
Emerson
Jay Ritchie
Stephanie
Deanna
Not applicable

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

13. Where do you see yourself in ten years?
In the army!
A teacher or a counselor or something like that
An "intellectual"
Successful and rich
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

14. What Beatle are you most like?
Paul
John
George
Ringo
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

15. What are you going to study in college?
Beer/Parties
Science/Math
Humanities
Business
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

16. What are your hobbies?
Music
Homework
Beer
Masturbation
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

17. In what ways are you racist/stereotypical/prejudiced?
I'm not really stereotypical.....yo, whattup, my nigga?
I try extremely hard to be wildly tolerant
Bush knocked down the towers!
I fucking hate: chinks, blacks, sand niggas, snow niggas, spics, jews, gays, and liberals (gay jews)
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

18. What sports team do you support?
Boston Red Sox
Manchester United
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Sports?
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

19. What true color are you?
Gold
Orange
Blue
Green
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

20. Does Alex want to bitch slap you?
I can't bitch slap myself, you queer!
No, he's my bud/minion
Not really, except on the worst days
Yes, he thinks I'm gay

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

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