2. What would your friends say about you?
You're a flower child.
They call me "Mr. Fuddy-Duddy"
A manipulative, cold hearted, well dressed woman.
A rich guy with a deep love of Scotch.
A stoner.
A tree hugger.
A womanizing slob.
Cool, but crazy.
Not sure

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3. Pick a quote.
"You can't fault a pig for having a neck shorter than a giraffe"
My mother cooked. In what universe does my mother cook?
Damn that Teensie Manhart.
Ball and chain has gone away, doo-dah, doo-dah. Drink Martinis Naked day. Dah-di-doo-dah-day!
Where did I put the keys?
And we thank you mother earth for this...
Look at the jugs on this one.
Do you know how hard it is to get a nicotine patch to stick to a monkey?
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4. What did you think of this quiz?
It was totally enlightening.
It would have been more effective with six more questions.
Of course I loved this quiz (it was absolutely apalling)
I had to put down my scotch...
Wait, is this like leaving a paper trail?
As long as you liked it, that's all that matters.
I honestly have no idea how I got here, I was looking for... other stuff.
It sucked, you suck!
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