My life has no purpose.
True		False

Let's watch Dragonball Z.
True		False

I am prone to laughing for reasons unknown.
True		False

I'm pretty normal, right? But someday, -someday- they're just going to push a -little- too far...
True		False

The gaming store: where everybody knows my name.
True		False

I am a member of the Brotherhood of Girth.
True		False

I have a close relationship with my computer.
True		False

Applesauce makes everything better.
True		False

I like chicken tenders.
True		False

Keep away from me.
True		False

No really, I said stay back.
True		False

I grin like an insane clown.
True		False

I am a nice guy.
True		False

No, I'm not.
True		False

I own a wooden sword.
True		False

I have never tried to sodomize someone with my wooden sword.
True		False

There's nothing wrong with a man in a dress, if they have legs pretty as mine.
True		False

I like dark meat.
True		False

Using only four hair care products a day is not very many at all.
True		False

I am the best thing to happen to the world.
True		False

I am the worst thing to happen to the world.
True		False

Where am I again, anyway?
True		False

I don't understand your culture.
True		False

I wanna cast magic missiles.
True		False