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A SelectSmart.com Fauna Selector by ee970, created April 2000. So you want to be a member of the angsty crew? Well, take these questions and see how you stack up against the masters. Disclaimer.

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1. My life has no purpose.

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2. Let's watch Dragonball Z.

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3. I am prone to laughing for reasons unknown.

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4. I'm pretty normal, right? But someday, -someday- they're just going to push a -little- too far...

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5. The gaming store: where everybody knows my name.

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6. I am a member of the Brotherhood of Girth.

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7. I have a close relationship with my computer.

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8. Applesauce makes everything better.

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9. I like chicken tenders.

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10. Keep away from me.

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11. No really, I said stay back.

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12. I grin like an insane clown.

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13. I am a nice guy.

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14. No, I'm not.

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15. I own a wooden sword.

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16. I have never tried to sodomize someone with my wooden sword.

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17. There's nothing wrong with a man in a dress, if they have legs pretty as mine.

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18. I like dark meat.

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19. Using only four hair care products a day is not very many at all.

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20. I am the best thing to happen to the world.

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21. I am the worst thing to happen to the world.

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22. Where am I again, anyway?

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23. I don't understand your culture.

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24. I wanna cast magic missiles.

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