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A SelectSmart.com Computers Selector by me, created August 2001. Good day to you all, We have made another exciting new discovery here on Our World, where we now realise we can test all our followers to see how much of a bitch, or bastard, they really are. So we have developed these simple 24 questions to find out a bit more about the people who visit our site. Admittedly the questions are, strange, but so is this whole selector thing, so if this all makes no sense, and you are confused, goooooood. It will make this all the more fun. So on with the test... Disclaimer.
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1. Are you a good liar? (this could have serious ramifications on the credibility of the other answers see)
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2. Have you ever called someone a bad name?
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3. Have you ever hit / slapped someone?
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4. Have you ever been in a real fight?
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5. Have you ever stopped talking to someone for longage?
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6. Do you forward disgusting things you find on the net to all your friends?
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7. Do you change your best friends often?
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8. Do have have more enemies than you do friends?
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9. Have you ever sent someone a malicious letter or e-mail anonymously?
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10. Are you always talking about your friends?
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11. Do the homeless, or anyone else slightly less fortunate than yourself, sometimes annoy you?
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12. Have you ever stood up a date?
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13. Have you ever dumped someone?
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14. Have you ever cheated on someone?
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15. Do you condone cheating? - would you cheat if given half the chance?
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16. Do you 'borrow without asking' (steal) from your friends?
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17. Have you ever forgotten a friends birthday?
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18. Have you ever threatened to commit suicide just for the attention you know it will generate?
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19. Do you have or are you considering getting a tattoo?
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20. Do you like to get revenge?
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21. Have you ever quit a job and given less notice than neccessary?
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22. Do you have an addictive personality?
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23. Have you ever told a girl/guy that you love them, when you really didn't mean it?
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24. Do you always expect to get what you want? - stuff the rest of 'em!
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