The top 10 alcoholic beverage results of 166 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for alcoholic beverage.      
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#1 | 56.6%
| whiskey- your big and hairy, your hero include all the hank williams and kenny rogers |
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#2 | 22.9%
| foreign beer-you think your cool but your not and deep down you know noone likes you. |
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#3 | 6.0%
| tropical drink- you are fruity and fun. (yes by fruity i meant gay) |
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#4 | 5.4%
| boiler maker- your a true lover of alcohol since you cant chose between liquor and beer you mix them in one glass and drink. |
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#5 | 3.0%
| rum- if you had been born 300 years ago you would be a pirate but instead you jimmy buffet but thats still fun. |
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#6 | 1.8%
| tequila- you start off quiet enough but after a while your dancing on the table and speaking in spanish even though you don't know how. |
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#7 | 1.2%
| domestic beer- your joe everyman in your wifebeater and beergut, damn its great to be you. |
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#8 | 1.2%
| everclear- you are a raging alcoholic and should immediately call AA |
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#9 | 1.2%
| gin- it makes you sin. what more can you say |
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#10 | 0.6%
| vodka- you are insane just like the country you come from |
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