Medford, Oregon Police write a sarcastic Xmas message to a shoplifter who dropped his phone
By Curt_Anderson December 22, 2021 4:50 pm Category: Crime (5.0 from 1 vote)
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This cheerful holiday message appeared on the Medford Police Department's Facebook page today complete with a smiling photo of Mr. Solis. I suspect that if Mr. Solis wasn't stressed before, he is now.
The MPD is known for their humorous messages to lawbreakers.
Dear Mr. Giovanni Solis,
We realize holiday shopping is stressful, and it appears you have several to shop for when you grabbed 8 pairs of Juicy Couture sweatpants from JC Penny.
But here is the problem, you forgot to pay for them! Employees tried to tell you but you must of got confused and took off running.
In all the commotion you dropped your phone, you big goof. So we have that if you'd like to swing on by the department, and get this cleared up! It looks like your phone has a lot of information you probably need as you seem to be very active in selling property online.
Oh and be sure not to sell those sweatpants, or that could land you in more trouble (selling stolen property and all).
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This cheerful holiday message appeared on the Medford Police Department's Facebook page today complete with a smiling photo of Mr. Solis. I suspect that if Mr. Solis wasn't stressed before, he is now. 
