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What is a MAGA Christian?
By Ponderer
April 17, 2026 7:43 am
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I know that pedophile's bitch is finding it rather impossible to explain what a "Woke" Christian is, so I thought it might help him out to at least make the distinction as to what a MAGA Christian is and how it differs from what a "regular" or run-of-the-mill Christian is.


I guess I'll just start by listing some of the key attributes of a devoted MAGA Christian...

• They are generally quite happy to pronounce themselves to be Christians and declare that their religion is extremely important to them.

• They believe that Christianity is under attack in this country [which is hysterically ironic].

• They are quick to point to any verses in the Bible that they interpret to support any of their specific social and political views.

• They are quick to ignore any verses in the Bible that do not support, and in fact absolutely condemn any of their specific social and political views.

• They believe that America is a Christian Nation. Whatever the Hell that means.

• They believe that Donald Trump was sent by God to bring about the Christian world they want to see take hold in this country.

• They believe that Democrats and progressives are their demonic adversaries.

• They will automatically and reflexively whole-heartedly support or completely and totally ignore any heinous, ungodly thing that Trump ever does.

• They believe that genocide is okay as long as it's against the right people.

• They believe that war is okay as long as Trump says we need it.

• They believe that the teachings of Jesus are nothing more than mere parables with no binding power behind them to guide His followers in the ways they are to conduct themselves as His followers.

• They will insist on Biblical text being displayed in all classrooms while wiping their asses with many of those same precepts.

• They believe that racism and misogyny are Biblically acceptable concepts, as long as they are applied to the right races and women.

• They believe that Jesus excuses their racism and bigotry.

• They are shameless and wanton liars and hypocrites. They believe that lying, as Trump is wont to always do, is acceptable in the eyes of God as long as it's for what they believe to be a Godly/Trumpian purpose.

• They believe that anyone who Trump puts into a position of authority is just as sent by God as Trump is and they will support them, regardless of their Trump sycophancy, inexperience and wholesale incompetency.

• They side with their cult's leader over the Pope.

• They believe that it's okay for their politicians to blather on about their Christianity, but no other politicians are allowed to express their Christian beliefs or they are "woke" Christians.

• They happily bask in the warm embrace of a man who the Bible describes as very possibly being the "Antichrist", while ignoring every sign in front of their faces or on their foreheads.

• They can make up reality in any way that serves them or their Glorious Golden God/King.

• They do not believe that they are in a "cult".


I'm probably missing many points, but these are the bulk of the main ones. They should be enough to get the ball rolling. I'll add more as they come to mind.

I just hope that this helps pedophile's bitch in some way.


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  1. by HatetheSwamp on April 17, 2026 8:05 am

    I didn't make it through the whole thing but I'll say this. This is an example of you thinking in the way bigots think. I'm not convinced that there's even one person who fits your description. But, if there is,...

    ... your problem is that you're suggesting you're describing millions... and, you believe it, baha.

    That's what bigots do. All black men rape white women, eh?


  2. by Ponderer on April 17, 2026 8:20 am

    Okay then. You can simply refute, point-for-point, anything that I said in there that is untrue, pedophile's bitch. That was always allowed.

    You just don't like that everything that I listed there is entirely applicable to how Christianity is treated by the MAGA Hats who practice it.


  3. by HatetheSwamp on April 17, 2026 8:23 am

    Point for point? Baha.

    As far as I can tell, few Americans, IF ANY, fit your description. But, I have no doubt it's comforting hyperbole.

    Hate is your love language.


  4. by Ponderer on April 17, 2026 8:37 am



    There are none so blind as those
    who are as blind as pedophile's bitch is."




    Or so I think the saying goes.


  5. by Ponderer on April 17, 2026 8:39 am

    So anyways, you are free now to list out as many points as you can come up with, pedophile's bitch, as to what you believe a "woke" Christian is............














  6. by HatetheSwamp on April 17, 2026 8:39 am

    All of us bring our preferences and prejudices to every moment of our lives. Some, such as yourself, are content to be their prisoner. Some, even joyfully so, i.e., po.


  7. by Ponderer on April 17, 2026 8:49 am

    "All of us bring our preferences and prejudices to every moment of our lives." -pedophile's bitch

    So then let's hear your preferences and prejudices are on what you think Matthew 25:31-46 means.......















  8. by HatetheSwamp on April 17, 2026 9:09 am

    po,

    Read my, uh,... keystrokes. Our issue is not with interpretation. It's with application.

    I'm a libertarian-ish GOP. That describes my preferences and prejudices... to which I'm not enslaved.


  9. by Ponderer on April 17, 2026 12:12 pm

    "Our issue is not with interpretation. It's with application.",/b> -pedophile's bitch

    So... then... a Democrat applying the blatantly obvious teachings of Jesus in his ideas of governing practices is "woke" Christianity... but a MAGARepublican applying the teachings of Jesus into their governing practices... isn't?

    What kind of Christianity are the MAGA Republicans using to govern by then? When they all say that they want this is a Christian nation, what kind of Christianity are they talking about?


  10. by HatetheSwamp on April 17, 2026 4:26 pm

    Both practice Christian Nationalism, po.

    baha


  11. by Ponderer on April 17, 2026 6:33 pm

    Oooo, nice guess. But you're wrong.


  12. by oldedude on April 17, 2026 7:57 pm
    po- You're nothing more than an APOSTATE. While not always a direct synonym for “uses the Bible to mislead,” an apostate is one who has fallen away from the faith. In some contexts, false teachers can be seen as causing others to apostatize.



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