This is for Indy, our resident RomanCatholicChurch-ophile...
By HatetheSwamp April 16, 2026 7:21 am Category: Religion
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Giant Cloud Of Dust Emerges From Vatican As Pope Opens His Bible
VATICAN - Amid the international controversy surrounding Catholic priests blessing same-sex unions, Pope Francis decided to explore the archives and consult an ancient book called the Bible to make sure he was getting it right.
"Whew, it's been a little while since I opened up this bad boy!" he said. "Let me see here..."
The dust continued to rise into the sky, obscuring the sun and causing thousands of local residents to gasp for breath.
"Why didn't he warn us he was going to open the book?" people cried...
The Pope read the book for a while, and after determining none of the teachings had changed since he last opened it, put it back on the shelf and announced the Catholic church would not be changing its doctrine..."
That is how isle didn't know Jesus set up the Catholic Church AFTER He blessing the peacemakers, baha.
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