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James Talarico: HolyfreakinfrigginEFFINcow!!!!!
By HatetheSwamp
March 4, 2026 12:39 pm
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Gang,

The gay Guy Curt never heard of spent the first half hour his show today playing audio clips, mostly from Talarico's sermons but also from some political speeches.

Ridiculous. Absurd.

With those audio clips available and already floating around, I can't imagine that that wacko has a snowball's chance in hell to win a statewide election... in Texas.

It's as if the GOPs were holding on to the recordings... and, I'm certain that there are videos, too...

... until he became the candidate.

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  1. by HatetheSwamp on March 4, 2026 2:50 pm

    po,

    Guess what!!!!!? On The Five, those same bonkers sermon quotes were hot news! Amazing! Not a word about them before Talarico won the primary!


    Susie Wiles, BABY, Susie Wiles. She's wily.

    Bahahahahahahahahahaha, baha

    I'm guessing the GOPs are going to let yinz have your fun nominating every zany woke candidate under the sun. Then they'll open the vault and release the dirt!

  2. by HatetheSwamp on March 4, 2026 3:08 pm

    po et.al.,

    Can you say ubiquitous!!!!!?

    I'm watching the replay of Megyn Kelly on YouTube. She's got Talarico preaching that, according to the Bible, God is binary. How do you suppose that'll play with the Baptists and Pentecostals in Texas!!!!!?

    Bahahahahahahahahahaha, haha ha.

  3. by HatetheSwamp on March 4, 2026 3:18 pm

    Oh, and, yeah, his church videos his sermons. They'll make great TV ads!

  4. by Indy! on March 4, 2026 3:50 pm

    So you think god has a gender? And what would the purpose of that gender be? 😂

  5. by myce on March 5, 2026 2:45 am

    I think Talarico is filling a niche where there is a need for Christian leadership to push back against the idolatry and cruelty of the "Christian" Nationalists.

  6. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 3:43 am

    I wish I could find a link to just the "God is binary" statement. It's based in the Hebrew text in Genesis 1:1. Sen candidate White Bread is a seminary student who knows just a little Hebrew, but more than the caucasians sitting in the pews.

    What seminary students like this are tempted to do is suppose, because they can recognize the letters in the Hebrew alphabet, they are Hebrew scholars after three weeks of taking Intro to Hebrew. I know. I attended seminary. I frigginTaught in a seminary.

    And, what happens with these blowhards, is that they imagine that they have been the first ever to discover truths that will change the entire Judeo-Christian religious tradition...

    ... and, in a way that perfectly serves the preferences and prejudices that they bring to every moment of their lives.

    Sen candidate White Bread's scholarship is a hoot.


    But, join with me in marveling. I've heard or seen about a dozen these recordings. And, ALL OF THEM APPEARED, SUDDENLY, ON THE MORNING AFTER WHITE BREAD WON THE DEM PRIMARY, baha

    It seems that the GOPs engineered White Bread's victory because they wanted him to be the candidate.

    Susie Wiles is wily!

  7. by Ponderer on March 5, 2026 7:14 am

    Well, first of all, it's justified to consider everything that pedophile's bitch is talking about in this thread is a complete and total lie. There are no such videos or clips from his deified "Five", or he would have linked us to one at least.

    This is bullshit on a scale that is not your usual, pedophile's bitch. Just making up flaming bullshit and expecting that we are just going to mindlessly swallow it. What a moron you are.

  8. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 7:22 am

    They're on both The Five and Megyn Kelly. I haven't linked to them because I would have had to link on the whole show. But, you'll see them in campaign ads soon, I'm sure.

    But,...

    I'm finishing up an old Harry Bosch novel. Later today, I'll see if there's an efficient way to link to them.

  9. by Ponderer on March 5, 2026 7:32 am

    You're a consistent liar if nothing else.

  10. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 7:38 am

    Hey, just quickly. Kelly put this short on YouTube. Open borders, on I didn't get around to. And, "God is nonbinary," in exactly those words.

    Susie Wiles was holding this until now, baha

    youtube.com

  11. by myce on March 5, 2026 7:54 am

    Seriously, what is wrong with saying "god is nonbinary"? Talarico is reaching people who have been turned away from Christianity due to all of the vileness associated with it.

  12. by Ponderer on March 5, 2026 7:54 am








    That's it?








    THAT'S IT???








    So, God is absolutely und undisputedly a man... and we should never allow any immigrants to legally immigrate into this country. That's the Texas Christian status quo that you think Talarico is besmirching.

    Okay. That's fine. You MAGA Hats run with that.

    🙄


  13. by myce on March 5, 2026 8:53 am

    Mathew 25. The groom is Jesus, who is a man. The bride is Sophia, identified with humanity. If god is a man, then humanity is a woman.

  14. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 9:04 am

    "Seriously, what is wrong with saying "god is nonbinary"?"

    In this case, of a senatorial campaign, in the state of frigginTexas, in which no Dem has won a state-wide race during this century, the nonbinary category itself only fits comfortably in the woke universe.

    White Bread's statement will hurt him among the GOPs he'll need to cross party lines and more so among Christian blacks and, especially, Hispanics.

  15. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 9:05 am

    "Mathew 25. The groom is Jesus, who is a man. The bride is Sophia, identified with humanity. If god is a man, then humanity is a woman."

    What is this in reference to?

  16. by Ponderer on March 5, 2026 9:11 am

    "Seriously, what is wrong with saying "god is nonbinary"?"<.b -myce

    I think that pedophile's bitch is vaguely referring to how he believes the Christians in Texas to be so stupid that they believe that God has a penis, and any suggestion to the contrary is Blasphemy. He believes that they won't accept the concept of a penisless God.

  17. by Ponderer on March 5, 2026 9:14 am

    pedophile's bitch believes that the only way for the Democrats to win is to pander to the Christians with the lowest level of intelligence with any nonsensical blather they want to hear.

    Like the MAGARepublicans always have.

  18. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 9:17 am

    Gang,

    FYI, Clay and Buck opened their show today with White Bread. And, yup, the show's boring but it drives conversation on the right, IMO, more than does The Five.

    They're suggesting that the really juicy clips are being held until close to election day, in November, baha


    From AI (regarding Clay and Buck):

    The program was named the #1 National News/Talk Radio Show of 2025 by Barrett Media, marking its third consecutive year winning this honor.

    Audience Size: As of May 2024, Talkers magazine estimated the show's listenership at 9.75 million weekly listeners, making it the most-listened-to program among those that replaced Rush Limbaugh.

    Comparison: It consistently outpaces other major conservative programs like The Sean Hannity Show and The Glenn Beck Program in national industry voting.

  19. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 9:21 am

    "pedophile's bitch believes that the only way for the Democrats to win is to pander to the Christians."


    Noop.

    Not at all. Y'ain't that stoopid, po.

    But,... the only way for Dems to win IN TEXAS, with oodles of Christian whites, blacks and Hispanics? Youbetcha! Big time.

  20. by myce on March 5, 2026 9:28 am

    So Talarico will offend the Christian Satanist hegemony of Texas. Okay. The reference to Sophia in Mathew 25 is my opinion. But I would be interested in other interpretations of the meaning of the parable of the Ten Virgins.

  21. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 9:38 am

    My interpretation of the Parable of Ten Virgins:

    Mt 24 & 25 teach about the return of Jesus to judge the world. That parable implores everyone to live every moment as if it is the one that He returns. Mine is consistent with the standard Protestant, Catholic and Orthodox interpretations. There's absolutely nothing extraordinary about it.

  22. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 10:23 am

    Clay and Buck opened hour 2 on White Bread, too. Two thoughts:

    1. White Bread may be crazier and more radical than Jazzy.
    2. White Bread is a lesbian's idea of a man who men relate to.

    They're hinting that they hit WB again in the third hour. He's money over here on the right. Yeeeeeeha!

  23. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 11:33 am

    Gang,

    Hour 3 began with the breaking Kristi Noem story. Ryan Girdusky... the GOPs' version of Nate Silver is the guest.

    Along with pb, all three are hootin and hollerin over Noem...


    And, they all agree that White Bread is, and will be, a disaster. Girdusky also claimed that White Bread is what progressives think appeals to Christians. Trust ole pb, he ain't, baha

    Girdusky, BTW, called 024 exactly right. Nate?, not s'much.

  24. by Ponderer on March 5, 2026 11:52 am

    You know gang, knowing pedophile's bitch for as long as we have, it becomes ever more apparent how much sense it makes that he voted for Donald Trump three times. The flowing with the herd... the swallowing asinine lies... supporting the attacking minorities and other American citizens... loving authoritarianism... allowing the total bastardization of his religion...

    This is what pedophile's bitch was born to do and born to be. He's an unwilling prisoner of it. He could vote no other way than for Trump... for MAGA...

  25. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 12:37 pm

    Megyn is still riding the White Bread train, and why not. He's gunna be a gift that keeps on giving.

    1. Six biological sexes. Tell that to the Baptists, Pentecostals... and Catholics.
    2. Biological men in women's sports. EVEN DONNA AND po DON'T AGREE!
    3. Fauci bobblehead.
    4. Trans abortions.
    5. Jesus on "whiteness."

    All in less than 7 minutes.

    Kelly says she already has 25 of these videos!!!!!

    Note: She lost some listeners/viewers over her opposition to Iran. She'll win them back with White Bread, baha

  26. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 12:38 pm

    Oh, the link. I ain't Donna.

    View Video

  27. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 1:11 pm

    OyfreakinfrigginEFFINvey! That gay Guy Curt never heard of and Chip Roy are havin a blast with White Bread.

    Trashing the Stars and Stripes. WB is puuuuuure gold!

    Reimagine prisons, right!


    The gay Guy Curt never heard of is havin serious fun over this!!!!!

  28. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 3:21 pm

    The Five beat the White Bread drum to their great pleasure... AGAIN! Yeeeeeeha!

    It strikes me that Dem candidates in every purple state Senate race and in every purple House district are going to have to endorse or disavow Talarico.

    James Talarico cares about they-them... do you?

    pb's been saying that his three-headed monster:

    1. Old-school feminists
    2. Anti-TQ LGB groups and activists who are becoming increasingly influential and
    3. "Fascistic and disgusting" mommies and daddies and nannas and pappaps who merely want to raise their kids without government intrusion...

    ... is achieving hegemony in the culture. If so, GOPs will, at the very least, hold the Senate, baha

  29. by Donna on March 5, 2026 3:51 pm

    Strange thing to get your panties all in a wad over. Must be a slow news day. 😂

  30. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 4:30 pm

    Donna,

    Strange, I guess, is in the mind of the beholder. But, understand. Ole pb's merely reporting current events. As I monitor right-wing media, frigginEveryone can't wait to discuss the latest White Bread video. And, to laugh at him... and yinz.

    I think it's, in part, a function of the fact that yinz get pi$$ed and we just wanna have fun.

    Still, Dems are going to have to figure out how to handle "James Talarico cares about they-them. [The fill in the blank GOP] cares about you," because, as it stands now, every Dem in a purple race is going to be dealing with TV and radio ads making White Bread's woke views about transies and the "six biological sexes" and Jesus curing him of the whiteness virus... and, who knows what will come out tomorrow, baha

    You have to know that Susie Wiles was holding on to those videos so your hero'd beat Jazzy... and, now, he has. Bahaha!

  31. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 4:35 pm

    CNN's token Scott Jennings:

     View Video

  32. by HatetheSwamp on March 5, 2026 4:44 pm

    Watch Emily Jashinsky, whom both po and pb have praised in the past, contort her face during the Talarico montage. And, prepare for the right-wing media to have fun with this for the next few days...

    ... then for this stuff to show up in TV ads in the fall.
    youtube.com

  33. by Donna on March 5, 2026 4:47 pm

    I have no idea what your point is in #30.


  34. by HatetheSwamp on March 6, 2026 3:57 am

    Donna,

    I'm sorry you now too, in addition to po, are experiencing reading comprehension problems.

    1. I'm reporting on what I read, see and hear as I monitor the fascinating GOP and right-wing response to Sen candidate White Bread beating Jasmine Crockett in the Dem Texas Primary, because I know most on SS get "news" from the woke and progressive PREACHING services, The Rachel, The Ben and Curt's Holy Trinity. The GOPs kept the several dozen Talarico videos under raps until the election was settled. Then, BOOM!

    2. I'm detailing what appears to pb to be the GOP strategy to do as well as possible in the 026 elections, i.e., to rerun the "Kamala Harris cares about they-them. Donald Trump cares about you," ploy... which separated black and Hispanic voters, mostly males but also traditionally Christian voters, from woke white elites and gave Trump a popular vote victory and GOPs control of everything in DC.

    I've repeated that Susie Wiles is wily. She is. IMO, she's turned Trump into a figurehead. She's running the White House and, she's diabolical.

    Whether or not this strategy succeeds remains to be seen, but, clearly, it worked two years ago.

    If you have more questions, let me know.

  35. by oldedude on March 7, 2026 6:00 am
    Just a question. Is talarico a Universalist Unitarian? That would make all the sense in the world.

  36. by Ponderer on March 7, 2026 6:12 am

    "Is [James Talarico] a Universalist Unitarian?" -olde dude

    No. He isn't. UU and Presbyterians share some similarities, but he is a Presbyterian and not a Universalist Unitarian.

    Why would it matter if he was, od? What specific denomination of Christianity is an American politician supposed to belong to? Do they have to belong to Donald Trump's Jesus didn't know what He was talking about with all that love thy neighbor crap denomination of Christianity?

  37. by HatetheSwamp on March 7, 2026 6:26 am

    po,

    Certain "denominations" are beehives of woke insanity. They feed off of each other. The Presbyterians are highly fractured. The most progressive of them have been insane for decades. As, Sen candidate White Bread demonstrates, baha

    Ole pb's gunna love watching him campaign.

  38. by oldedude on March 7, 2026 6:35 am
    Universalist Unitarians are not considered a "Christian denomination."
    and then ditto what Lead said.

  39. by HatetheSwamp on March 7, 2026 6:39 am

    UUs ain't Christian, and very openly so.

  40. by Ponderer on March 7, 2026 6:45 am

    *sigh*

    Fucking asinine asshole MAGA Hats. Always answering questions that you never asked.

    But in an act of purest optimism, I shall attempt the question again...


    What specific denomination of Christianity is an American politician supposed to belong to? Do they have to belong to Donald Trump's Jesus didn't know what He was talking about with all that love thy neighbor crap denomination of Christianity?




  41. by Ponderer on March 7, 2026 6:46 am

    You idiots are implying that if a politician doesn't belong to and follow Trump Brand ChristianityŽ, they don't stand a chance at being elected.

  42. by HatetheSwamp on March 7, 2026 6:57 am

    "What specific denomination of Christianity is an American politician supposed to belong to?"

    Could that question be more irrationally disconnected from a dialog with OD and pb?... a rhetorical question.

    As for pb, he despises institutionalized religion. He'd hope that a politician wouldn't belong to any denomination.

    In the case of Sen candidate White Bread?, this is an issue of the company he keeps. WB belongs to the insanely woke PCUSA. Two truths:

    1. His affiliation says tons about him. The company he keeps, and all.
    2. Those woke Christians make each other more crazy by the day.

    Oh, whattheheck! po. You'd fit in with the woke Christian Nationalism of the PCUSA... frigginPerfectly! There's gotta be some in Tucson. Try one out.

  43. by HatetheSwamp on March 7, 2026 7:25 am

    BTW, po.

    From AI:
    The Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.) is experiencing a rapid, decades-long membership decline, dropping below 1.1 million members in 2023 with roughly 46,000 to 53,000+ members lost annually. This shrinking, aging denomination has lost over 58% of its members since 1987, driven by church dissolutions, theologically driven disaffiliations, and an aging demographic, with over 59% of members over age 55.

    Gender Identity: Reports indicate a 17% increase in members identifying as nonbinary or genderqueer    , totaling 1,547.


    Old, as are you. And. TQ? That, too.

  44. by oldedude on March 7, 2026 8:53 am
    You idiots are implying that if a politician doesn't belong to and follow Trump Brand ChristianityŽ, they don't stand a chance at being elected.


    not at all. I'm not following the trumpster "brand" of Christianity (whatever that is?), WTF should I expect anything different from someone else. My question is because much of the unaffiliated Christians believe God, Christ, and the Holy Spirit are all one in the same. So as indy even said, there would be no reason to say God is binary or not. It doesn't make sense.

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