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"In Case of Mistaken Identity Republicans Subpoena Wrong First Lady"
By Ponderer
February 27, 2026 6:47 am
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How could they be so incredibly incompetent??? Obviously, Hillary wasn't going to have any information to give them under oath. She never even met Epstein. It's Melania who's got shit-tons of dirt on him. And I believe that she can't be forced to testify about her husband's crimes, so she could have blown the whistle on dozens of others in the Epstein Class.

Melania is the First Lady that it made sense to subpoena. I can't even imagine what they were thinking they were going to accomplish having Hillary testify. But then, very little that the Trump Reich does ever makes much of any sense.


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  1. by Indy! on February 27, 2026 8:36 am

    Melania is probably too busy promoting her hit movie.

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