Hear ye, hear ye! Official SelectSmart Proclamation!
By Navy2711 June 11, 2025 4:54 pm Category: Entertainment
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Official SelectSmart Proclamation:
By Decree of the Esteemed SelectSmart Authority, ie. me, Navy2711
Let it be known throughout this realm:
BE IT RESOLVED, that one Olde Dude, henceforth referred to as OD, shall be the subject of this most solemn decree;
WHEREAS, the aforementioned OD has consistently demonstrated behaviors both cowardly, spineless and craven;
WHEREAS, OD has, on numerous occasions, turned tail and scurried away from Navy2711's sight;
WHEREAS, he and HateTheSwamp have sought each other's shelter, engaging in gushy, cloying strokefests so as to provide mutual comfort in the face of actual arguments;
WHEREAS, in accordance with long-standing internet tradition, titles of great dishonor and affection must be bestowed with proper ceremony;
THEREFORE, with great reluctance but also undeniable truth, I do hereby declare and affirm:
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OD IS NOW NAVY2711'S BITCH.
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This title shall remain in effect until revoked by OD demonstrating that he actually IS a vertebrate.
Signed, with great solemnity and waggling of eyebrows,
Navy2711
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