1. Beards: Having hair on your face automatically makes you look more competent, no matter how feminine you may act.
2. Create more young men by trans-ing young women: Soon, women will no longer exist, and the Democrats will have all the men.
3. More butt slaps: It works for football teams.
4. Shirtless beach volleyball at the abortion clinic: This can also be made into a calendar to improve fundraising.
5. Camo tampons for the men's room: Just don't drop them in the forest woodland, or you'll never find them.
6. Run even older candidates: People like Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders give something for men to aspire to.
7. Use sports analogies in every political speech: "Men, we're going to need to throw a Hail Mary from behind the 3-point line and strike out climate change with a mean Pick 6!"
8. Hire Andrew Tate as a consultant: He seems like a real man's man.
9. More Hillary Clinton: Men can't get enough of her.
10. Truck: Something with a truck.
Oy!
The GOPs are quaking for 026, yeeeeeeeeha!
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