Ain't Dem lawfare a hoot? Do members of the progressive Swampcult regret lockstepping with the Dem smoke-filled room's conspiracy to foist the Day Drinker on voters?
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to clear up lingering confusion over the role of the nation's chief executive and avoid ongoing injunctions to block executive actions, the White House asked a federal judge if there's anything the president is actually allowed to do.
"So, like, can the president do anything? Or no?" asked lead White House counsel David Warrington in a brief submitted to a federal judge. "We were totally under the impression that the president is, like, really important and has a lot of power, but if that's not the case, it would be helpful to know. Are there actually things the president can do, or is the presidency more like just a powerless ceremonial title, like the King of England or the Governor of North Dakota?"