by HatetheSwamp on April 3, 2025 4:21 am
HACK MADNESS FINAL FOUR:
Nicolle Wallace v Joy Reid
Margaret Brennan v Jake Tapper
To ole pb's surprise, Nicolle Wallace defeated po's Literal Rachel fairly easily. Deranged TrumpHate absolute insanity fought deranged TrumpHate absolute insanity, and the Wallace interpretation won the day.
The currently unemployed metaphorical Rachel vicious hater, Joy Reid, defeated Ana Navarro. The result never really was in doubt. Joy has kicked butt in each round of the tourney. She's insane. po insane. And people remember. H€ck her hate was even too much for the best The View has to offer. She, may, however, meet her match in Wallace.
Margaret Brennan is number one in ole pb's Power Rankings. She steam rolled again. Metaphorical Rachel's Mika Brzezinski was no match. Curt defended Brennan when she cut off JD's mike during the Veep debate but Hack Madness judges see Margaret Brennan Big Brotherism for what it is. She has to be favored to take the whole thing.
Jake Tapper, a five seed, upset Brian Stelter for the last spot in the Final Four. It was close. Tapper takes the CNN banner against pb's fave.
So, in the semis, Metaphorical Rachel meets fired Metaphorical Rachel and CBS faces off against CNN.
Drama.
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