Confused Senior Citizen Pledges $1 Billion To Exiled Nigerian Prince
By HatetheSwamp December 5, 2024 11:26 am Category: Health (0.0 from 0 votes)
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I am reeeeeeeally going to miss that "dithering and diminished" "feckless dementia-ridden" Doddering Old Fool.
According to sources, the exiled Prince has promised to repay the elderly man the billion dollar sum and then further shower him with untold riches as thanks.
"This fella from Niger, Nigeria, he's had it bad, folks. Exiled! Betrayed! Beat down!" exclaimed the elderly man, named Joseph R. Biden. "I couldn't just stand by. Plus, he has an incredible sum of rupees hidden in a cave that he'll be able to access after I wire the money to him. We've got to lift each other up, this is what America is all about.
At publishing time, Biden had alerted aides that someone from the FBI needed him to leave $100,000 in a shoebox outside a donut shop because it was the only way to protect hackers from getting his bank account.
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I am reeeeeeeally going to miss that "dithering and diminished" "feckless dementia-ridden" Doddering Old Fool. 