By HatetheSwamp December 3, 2024 1:25 pm Category: Crime (0.0 from 0 votes)
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1. All FBI agents must go back to wearing trenchcoats, carrying snub-nose revolvers, and saying "see?" after every statement: Presentation matters, see?
2. Cancel all current plans to assassinate Donald Trump: But cool trenchcoats first.
3. All of Melania's underwear recovered during the Mar A Lago raid must be returned: They've had it long enough.
4. From now on, all agents must submit a written request before grooming a mass shooter: Finally, a return to common sense MKUltra policies.
5. X-Files to be reopened: Agents therein now report directly to the president.
6. New Applicants must weigh under 400 pounds: This is a step in the right direction for fitness requirements.
7. The Chief Officer of Quadrapalegic Black Lesbian Representation will be fired: No severance package.
8. Remove all 850 wiretaps at Mar-a-Lago: It's a waste of resources since Trump publicly shares everything anyway.
9. Agents are now required to arrest pedophiles: This is a new, cutting-edge idea in criminal justice.
10. No more work retreats at Epstein Island: Kash Patel is such a party pooper.
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