The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Endorses Kamala Harris For President
By HatetheSwamp October 28, 2024 11:00 am Category: Humor (0.0 from 0 votes)
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While other fake news organizations like the Washington Post and L.A. Times refuse to save democracy, we at the Babylon Bee are proud to do our part. Today, the esteemed Editorial Board of the Babylon Bee has officially voted to endorse Kamala Harris for President.
In 2020, the Babylon Bee famously endorsed "Dave" for President, discovering only later that Dave was a role played by actor Kevin Kline in a movie that hit the box office in 1993. This year, we resolved to endorse an actual person, and that person is Kamala Harris.
Why Kamala? Take a look at this incredible list of just a few of her achievements:
After Joe Biden announced he would select a woman of color as VP, she was a woman of color
When Mike Pence was trying to turn America to fascism, bravely intervened by saying, "I'm speaking."
Was such a popular Vice President that over 12 million people hiked thousands of miles from South America to come meet her
She is brat, which we believe means that she is as cool as a bratwurst
So beloved that she became the first person in history to win a primary without receiving a single vote
We are grateful that when America is on the brink of losing its democracy and probably everyone becoming Nazis, the person standing strong against the forces of darkness is Kamala Harris. We at the Bee are proud to stand behind her.
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While other fake news organizations like the Washington Post and L.A. Times refuse to save democracy, we at the Babylon Bee are proud to do our part. Today, the esteemed Editorial Board of the Babylon Bee has officially voted to endorse Kamala Harris for President.
