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Kammy and Joe: 10 Differences
By HatetheSwamp
October 10, 2024 12:40 pm
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"Fake news you can trust," baby!

Poor Kamala has struggled during interviews to think of any differences between herself and President Biden, so the Babylon Bee has graciously decided to help her out! Here is a helpful list of the ten clear, distinct differences between Kamala Harris and Joe Biden:


Kamala Harris: Brain-dead.

Joe Biden: Actually dead.


Kamala Harris: Slept her way to the top.

Joe Biden: Sleeping while he's at the top.


Kamala Harris: Could possibly be next president, but it's not a sure thing.

Joe Biden: Could possibly be our current president, but it's not a sure thing.


Kamala Harris: Cringey black accent.

Joe Biden: Black accent pretty solid, actually.


Kamala Harris: Struggles to use new wired earbuds.

Joe Biden: Struggles with new-fangled rotary phone.


Kamala Harris: Drunk.

Joe Biden: Could be drunk, but no way to tell.


Kamala Harris: Mortal enemy is pop question.

Joe Biden: Mortal enemy is Corn Pop.


Kamala Harris: Loves a bag of Doritos.

Joe Biden: Got in argument with bag of Doritos.


Kamala Harris: Incapable of completing coherent sentence.

Joe Biden: Depends on how many drugs Jill gave him.


Kamala Harris: Married to a man who abuses young women.

Joe Biden: Married to a woman who abuses old men.

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You're welcome, Kamala! Next time an interviewer asks what's different, you'll be ready.


D@ng!!!!! pb wants KK to win! Four more years of this, pause!


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  1. by Indy! on October 10, 2024 3:23 pm

    Think I'm going to start a rightwing... ahem... "humor" site myself. Looks darn easy going by the Babbling B-boys success with the MAGA crowd.


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