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SNL alum Jon Lovitz slams ‘self-loathing Jew’ Bernie Sanders...
By HatetheSwamp
November 23, 2023 3:58 am
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Bada bing, bada bam, bada boom.

Lovitz, who is Jewish, declared Sanders the “best example” of a “self-loathing Jew,” calling him “disgusting,” [also pb's description of the SS antisemites] and mocked how the senator describes himself as a “Democratic Socialist” versus being a communist.

He mocked Sanders for having three homes despite his $174,000 salary as a senator.

“‘That’s normal.’ No, it isn’t. Not on that salary,” Lovitz said while showcasing his Sanders impersonation.

“All my friends that are Jewish, like, they go, Bernie Sanders, self-loathing Jew. You know, what’s wrong with this guy? And that’s what that is. ‘Oh, that’s not true.’ Yeah, it is. Yeah, you are. ‘I don’t like it when people make money. It’s not right. They should only make so much. And then it’s enough.’ Well, you have three homes. You should just have one. ‘That’s none of your business.'”


Perfect! Just t'other day, Donna was gloating, "Our favorite politician is Jewish."


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Comments on "SNL alum Jon Lovitz slams ‘self-loathing Jew’ Bernie Sanders...":

  1. by Ponderer on November 23, 2023 4:54 am

    Any Jew who isn't a Palestinian-loathing, flaming Zionist is a self-hating Jew. Yeah... that's the ticket...




  2. by Ponderer on November 23, 2023 5:09 am

    He mocked Sanders for having three homes despite his $174,000 salary as a senator.

    “‘That’s normal.’ No, it isn’t. Not on that salary,” Lovitz said while showcasing his Sanders impersonation.



    Oh hey, don't feel obligated to mention anything about the four books he's still got listed on Amazon, the first of which made him over a million dollars the first year, or one of the properties having been inherited by his wife. But then everyone already has known about these things for years now anyways so it goes without saying.

    Congratulations, Bill. You found someone who's an even stupider liar than you are.


  3. by HatetheSwamp on November 23, 2023 5:57 am

    po,

    Do ya just think that there might be sumpthin in there about Bernie's hypocrisy, preaching socialism, feigning concern for the poor and oppressed yet amassing a huuuuuuuuuge personal fortune?

    Juss EFFINsayin. Keehee baha!


  4. by Donna on November 23, 2023 6:35 am

    Who cares what an SNL has-been thinks?



  5. by HatetheSwamp on November 23, 2023 6:41 am

    Who cares about truth, eh!!!!!?


  6. by Donna on November 23, 2023 6:56 am

    It was a distortion.


  7. by oldedude on November 23, 2023 7:15 am
    First, I find it interesting that if jjpo doesn't agree with something, it's a LIE. This just underscores what I said before. She keeps supporting me at every turn just by being "herself."

    Second, the people that believe in socialism don't believe that everything is owned by the government. Therefore, nothing they make, do, or invent is theirs. It belongs to the government and what they do at work is meaningless to them personally. It's all government work. burnie makes good money. He has the luxury of believing in a socialist system. Even though everything he's made would be the property of the government. But it's an easy system to espouse and to get people that aren't knowledgeable about socialism to follow him blindly.


  8. by HatetheSwamp on November 23, 2023 7:24 am

    First, I find it interesting that if jjpo doesn't agree with something, it's a LIE. This just underscores what I said before. She keeps supporting me at every turn just by being "herself."

    This is what, for years, I've described as po "centering the universe."

    po defines all that is right and good and true. And, the sooner you figure that out, the better you'll get along in the world.


  9. by Donna on November 23, 2023 7:26 am

    When people say they support socialism, most of them don't support banning private ownership. Most of them like myself are social democrats.


  10. by Ponderer on November 23, 2023 8:12 am

    "Do ya just think that there might be sumpthin in there about Bernie's hypocrisy, preaching socialism, feigning concern for the poor and oppressed yet amassing a huuuuuuuuuge personal fortune?

    Well, since that is all flagrant, meaningless, 100% balderdash, I don't see why there should be.

    • Bernie is no hypocrite.
    • He does not "preach socialism".
    • His concern for the poor and oppressed is real.
    • Nothing that Bernie has ever declared or lived by obliges him or even suggests that he is supposed to give away or decline the income from his book sales.

    You're a blithering, babbling, gullible, moron, Bill.


  11. by oldedude on November 23, 2023 8:14 am
    Then you don't understand socialism.

    What you're talking about is a welfare state. Period. Not being smart enough to make your own decisions and trusting the government to make them for you. So you're trusting trumpster and MTG to make your decisions for you. If you're a "my body, my choice" person, it makes zero sense.

    What it does is promote the "social justice" theme above all. So meritocracy, jobs based on an individual's work ethic and abilities is non existent. Jobs are based on race, gender, gender identity, and handicap.

    So, it's useless to go to school, educate yourself, try to make your life better, put effort into your job because you're going to obtain and keep a job based on other factors you can't change. A straight, white male with an IQ of 150, is discriminated against in lieu of a gay black female with an IQ of 80.

    For someone that believes in a Republic, this is the antithesis of common sense, and is the epitome of fuckup, moveup.


  12. by oldedude on November 23, 2023 8:16 am
    Sorry, my post above was for donna. Although I'm sure it rings true for you both.
    en.wikipedia.org


  13. by Donna on November 23, 2023 8:21 am


    I don't care what the technical definition of socialism is; it doesn't change my philosophy or world view.


  14. by Ponderer on November 23, 2023 8:25 am

    "What you're talking about is a welfare state. Period." -olde dude

    No it isn't. No I am not. And no I never have been. Not even close. What in the bloodyfuck are you talking about for fucksake?

    You start right out with a lie about me like that and expect me to think there is any merit in any of the non sequitur blather you type after that? All you know how to do is project whatever thefuck you want to onto anyone you don't like just so you can have a boogeyman to attack.

    You're just making me up as you go along you fuckingtwat! How lazy! What a lazyass asshole you are. Beats having to think though I suppose. Fuckyou olde dude.


    Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving! In case I forget...


  15. by Donna on November 23, 2023 8:30 am

    I believe that in a wealthy nation like ours, everyone by virtue of being born deserves basic life necessities like food, clothing and shelter. No one should be homeless or living in abject poverty.


  16. by Donna on November 23, 2023 8:37 am

    And healthcare. Everyone deserves complete healthcare - body, mind, and spirit.


  17. by Curt_Anderson on November 23, 2023 9:24 am
    What is so remarkable about owning three homes on $174,000 a year salary? A lot of people make a third of that amount of money or less and own their home. Anyway not counting money Bernie Sanders makes from books and possibly speeches, his wife was some sort of college administrator.


  18. by oldedude on November 23, 2023 9:34 am
    jjpo-
    "What you're talking about is a welfare state. Period." -olde dude

    No it isn't. No I am not. And no I never have been. Not even close. What in the bloodyfuck are you talking about for fucksake?

    You start right out with a lie about me like that and expect me to think there is any merit in any of the non sequitur blather you type after that? All you know how to do is project whatever thefuck you want to onto anyone you don't like just so you can have a boogeyman to attack.

    You're just making me up as you go along you fuckingtwat! How lazy! What a lazyass asshole you are. Beats having to think though I suppose. Fuckyou olde dude.


    That's the definition. And I cited it. Or do you expect the government to do that for you also.

    I will cite it again just so you can have someone look it up for you.
    en.wikipedia.org


  19. by Indy! on November 23, 2023 9:44 am

    The fact wingnuts like OD, peebs and Jon Lovitz are scared shitless of the word "socialism" tells us how good propaganda works. Fox has been drilling that into their tiny brains for 40 years now (same with "communism" and "liberal") to the point there is no reason to even discuss those issues with them anymore. They have no idea what they are, how prevalent it is in their lives (and makes their lives so much better) or why Fox has demonized these words in the first place.


  20. by oldedude on November 23, 2023 9:46 am
    What is so remarkable about owning three homes on $174,000 a year salary? A lot of people make a third of that amount of money or less and own their home. Anyway not counting money Bernie Sanders makes from books and possibly speeches, his wife was some sort of college administrator.

    That's kinda the point. It's doubtful he's making only $174K a year.

    The average personal income in the U.S. is $63,214. That makes him about $47k above the average income for the year (husband & Wife). Most of the people making that average income are scraping by with a house payment and other bills. especially in the northeast where the cost of living is extremely high.

    I don't fault him for it, I think he's got a lot of unknown/ unreported income. If that were you or me, the IRS would be making your life hell for the next seven years+ just on the suspicion.



  21. by Ponderer on November 23, 2023 9:46 am

    What part of I have never been talking about any welfare state, however thebloodyfuck you want to define it are you having difficulty dealing with comprehending, olde dude...?


  22. by Ponderer on November 23, 2023 9:47 am

    Excellent point, Indy!.


  23. by Ponderer on November 23, 2023 9:53 am

    "I don't fault him for it, I think he's got a lot of unknown/ unreported income." -olde senile demented dude





    😲?





    He's made around two million dollars writing a couple books that have absolutely not been kept secret forfuck sake. Why do you comment on things you obviously know nothing about?

    MY GOD the absolute nonsense that you pig-ignorant morons will make into a conspiracy theory!


  24. by oldedude on November 23, 2023 9:53 am
    jjpo-
    I'm not defining it. I looked it up. If you're not smart enough to do that, it's your problem. Don't project it off on me.

    Indy- Again, they're not talking about socialism. And I doubt if you are. But again, you've "created" an idea and can't/won't get out of YOUR "idea" of what that is. Even though it's wrong by definition.

    European countries are under a socialized welfare system, NOT socialism. The means of production are still held by individuals/companies, not the government. Ergo, it's NOT socialism.

    Life would be a whole lot better if people actually knew what they were talking about.

    Donna- you are excepted from the above sentence. I think you do believe in the meaning of Democratic socialism. You already articulated that unprovoked, and you've said that many times.


  25. by HatetheSwamp on November 23, 2023 9:55 am

    Fox has been drilling that into their tiny brains for 40 years now...

    2023-40=1983

    Nuh uh.

    Baha


  26. by oldedude on November 23, 2023 9:57 am
    He's made around two million dollars writing a couple books that have absolutely not been kept secret forfuck sake. Why do you comment on things you obviously know nothing about?

    The number given is his reported income, which all federal employees must do annually. I'm taking HIS word for it.

    Keep going though, I love the Linda Blair parody.


  27. by Donna on November 23, 2023 10:06 am

    The nypost is essentially a tabloid. The writer of that piece was misleading, probably intentionally when they reported only the income he makes as a US Senator.

    So much that passes for news nowadays is either clickbait or intentionally misleading.


  28. by oldedude on November 23, 2023 10:17 am
    Donna- I've heard that number thrown around a lot. And it's not that hard to check. I don't care enough to do it, but it's there.

    Like I said, there's lots of factors here. I heard him once talking about one of his houses on a lake. He bought that as he made money earlier in his life. The house had been paid off for awhile.

    burnie is playing both sides of the fence in the war. It's a typical leftist thing to do, but appeasing the situation is extremely volatile to say the least. Neither side will give their promise of eradication of the other side. That's a known quantity.

    So as usual, bernie is saying exactly what he means. No doubt, no double talk. I adamantly disagree with him, knowing the two sides.


  29. by HatetheSwamp on November 23, 2023 10:59 am

    The nypost is essentially a tabloid.

    Ah, the sanctimony of the woke, white electric limousine lovin progressive Swampcult.

    Donna,

    The NYP is the daily with the fourth highest circulation among newspapers in the US. It nailed the reporting of the Biden Crime Family’s laptop while the NYT and WaPo were giving credence to the Russian disinformation conspiracy theory.

    Donna, your ignorance of the news, which is tragic, happens because you avoid honest reporting...

    And allow your brain to be fed by sources that fuel the preferences and prejudices that you bring with you to every moment of your life.

    Fear no truth.

    The truth will set you free.


  30. by Donna on November 23, 2023 11:15 am

    I've occasionally come across decent articles in the NY Post, but IMO it's mostly garbage.


  31. by HatetheSwamp on November 23, 2023 12:03 pm

    The NYP can be a tad PEOPLE MAGAZINE-ish. But, the news reporting is top flight.


  32. by Donna on November 23, 2023 12:45 pm

    Well then I would say that you have a low bar for what constitutes good journalism.

    What was "spot on" about the hit piece you posted?




  33. by Donna on November 23, 2023 12:48 pm

    Pardon me, what was "top flight" about it?


  34. by oldedude on November 23, 2023 3:48 pm
    The fact wingnuts like OD, peebs and Jon Lovitz are scared shitless of the word "socialism" tells us how good propaganda works. Fox has been drilling that into their tiny brains for 40 years now (same with "communism" and "liberal") to the point there is no reason to even discuss those issues with them anymore. They have no idea what they are, how prevalent it is in their lives (and makes their lives so much better) or why Fox has demonized these words in the first place.

    That's an interesting take on nothing I actually said.
    As usual, you pick a word, any word. You then use that for some inane argument that makes no contextual sense. I actually explained the difference between a "social democrat" and socialism using an agreed upon definition. You on the other hand flew off into some bird's nest to squawk about something else.

    Have you ever lived in a social democratic country? Oh, that's right, after high school you visited 15 countries in 7 days. So you learned "alot" about social democracies I'm sure. And you "studied" "art" in "school." That must have helped your vast knowledge of political systems more than your dick and james books which were your required reading for your "degree."


  35. by HatetheSwamp on November 24, 2023 3:49 am

    Pardon me, what was "top flight" about it?

    It reports news. It practices journalism. It's something more than a propaganda outlet.

    It, for instance, got the Biden Crime Family right.

    It hasn't been reporting Hamas' and Islamic Jihad claims as truth.

    It's a useful source for people who really search for information.

    It's in a different class than the NYT and WaPo.


  36. by HatetheSwamp on November 24, 2023 3:56 am

    Indy,

    My objection ain't to socialism, it's to Bernie's hypocrisy. He lives like his personal life as a rabid capitalist.

    He is to socialism what Jimmy Swaggart is to Christianity.


  37. by Ponderer on November 24, 2023 6:31 am

    • Bernie Sanders is not a hypocrite.
    • He lives his personal life like a person who has sold a couple best selling books.
    • You have absolutely no concept or idea of what his version of democratic socialism is, or how your blithering ignorance makes your opinion meaningless.


  38. by Indy! on November 24, 2023 6:18 pm

    Lovitz got that crap directly from Fox and and the GOP. There is no question about Bernie's finances - unlike Trump and all the other con men OD and peebs worship. The fact they can't even address what I said directly on point tells us I nailed them to the wall again.

    And OD? The only time I'll bother to read one of your board novellas is if I ever need to learn how to use a gun to kill poor people. IOW - never.


  39. by HatetheSwamp on November 25, 2023 4:45 am

    • Bernie Sanders is not a hypocrite.
    • He lives his personal life like a person who has sold a couple best selling books.
    • You have absolutely no concept or idea of what his version of democratic socialism is, or how your blithering ignorance makes your opinion meaningless.


    Baha.

    Gang,

    Try to muster up your wildest dream. Now, EFFINimagine po bein that tolerant and gracious toward Trump.

    Ouch. I think my baha-s actually, literally busted my gut! Baha!


  40. by Ponderer on November 25, 2023 7:24 am

    "Now, EFFINimagine po bein that tolerant and gracious toward Trump." -Hate


    Folks,

    Try to imagine in your wildest dreams Donald Trump ever doing or saying anything that would result in him actually deserving tolerance and graciousness from anyone. The man deserves no more tolerance and graciousness than a psychopath running around screaming on a crowded street with a loaded AR-15 does.

    Nothing I said about Bernie was in any way untrue or even exaggerated at all. I simply stated facts about him. Something several in here are incapable of doing apparently.

    Which is also exactly all I have ever done with Donald Trump.

    It's not my fault that you do not like the facts about your megalomaniacal, treasonous, career criminal kingpin, Bill. I can't keep you from ignoring and/or excusing and/or defending the worst facts about him. But your hair being set ablaze whenever I speak about them will in no way hinder my communicating the truth in here about a man who has been a literal curse on this entire country.

    (See...? Nothing but the flat-out, undeniable, basic truth and facts).


    You know it's funny. For Hate to even suggest that there is any semblance of equity between Sanders and Trump in terms of the respect that they deserve for what they have done for this country blatantly illustrates his deep and unalterable inability to construct or even understand what an equitable comparison even is. And also that he's a blithering moron.


  41. by HatetheSwamp on November 25, 2023 7:43 am

    Try to imagine in your wildest dreams Donald Trump ever doing or saying anything that would result in him actually deserving tolerance and graciousness from anyone.

    EFFIN-WOW, po.

    By definition tolerance and graciousness are a function of the character of the person practicing them. By definition, they cannot be DESERVED.

    You just revealed what's at your core.

    And, po,

    Bernie preaches socialism but lives his personal life as an unabashed capitalist.

    He's a hypocrite.

    He's Jimmy Swaggart. And. You're a mind-numbed sycophant. That's fine.

    Just be honest about yourself about yourself.


  42. by Donna on November 25, 2023 7:58 am

    You have no idea what socialism is. Even Karl Marx saw nothing wrong with problem with makin or investing money.



  43. by Ponderer on November 25, 2023 8:36 am

    "By definition tolerance and graciousness are a function of the character of the person practicing them. By definition, they cannot be DESERVED." -Hate

    So Bill, you feel that a mugger assaulting you and your wife on the street, stealing your possessions and punching you in the face as a cherry on top, would automatically receive your tolerance and graciousness if you possessed any? Regardless of whether or not you thought that their actions deserved it? (A perfect analogy by the way since Trump is in the process of quite literally trying to mug this entire country).

    In a pig's fuckingeye you would.

    Do you think that you possess tolerance and graciousness and I don't because you simply react with it as a reflex to anyone in any circumstance, no matter what they do to you or anyone or anything that you care about...?

    So you think, for example, that Hamas doesn't "deserve" your tolerance and graciousness... but you give it to them anyways...? Are you tolerant and gracious towards Hamas just because you are a tolerant and gracious person and because no one can ever deserve your tolerance and graciousness so everyone gets it...?

    If someone can't feel tolerant and gracious towards Hamas, it's because they don't have any tolerance and graciousness in them at all...?



    And do you want to talk in depth about what it says about the character of a person who is tolerant and gracious towards Donald Trump...? Because I could produce volumes if you'd care to.



    From what you are saying Bill, since you believe yourself to be a tolerant and gracious person and I am not, you shower your tolerance and graciousness on anyone and everyone no matter what. Is that actually what you do...? Because you are implying that's what you do and I don't.

    I plead guilty to that by the way. I am not tolerant and gracious towards anyone and everyone no matter what.


    "Bernie preaches socialism but lives his personal life as an unabashed capitalist." -Hate

    • Bernie does not "preach" "socialism". That is your personal warped and erroneous assessment of him.
    • Bernie lives his life like a person who has sold a couple best selling books.

    Please attempt to explain how him working towards everyone having access to decent health care, safe work conditions, and a livable minimum wage somehow dictates that he is obligated to donate all proceeds he got from a couple book sales a few years ago to charity, and I will explain to you why you are stupid and wrong......

















  44. by oldedude on November 25, 2023 9:36 am
    And OD? The only time I'll bother to read one of your board novellas is if I ever need to learn how to use a gun to kill poor people. IOW - never.
    Too busy waiting in line to do your mom/sister/aunt? Have her take out her teeth.


  45. by Indy! on November 25, 2023 9:19 pm

    Another of the ever classy posts from OD that reveal who he really is - a shit stain on the planet.


  46. by HatetheSwamp on November 26, 2023 6:30 am

    So Bill, you feel that a mugger assaulting you and your wife on the street, stealing your possessions and punching you in the face as a cherry on top, would automatically receive your tolerance and graciousness...

    po,

    I'm a follower of Jesus. I'm sure you know of His "love your enemy," "turn the other cheek," "pray for those who persecute you" and "walk a second mile" teachings.

    I struggle against my nature to successfully obey the teachings of Jesus.

    So you think, for example, that Hamas doesn't "deserve" your tolerance and graciousness...

    There you go again, forcing on me the America is a Christian nation" argument. I don't believe it is.

    When I personally encounter a member of Hamas, I'll do my best to practice love...a giant step beyond tolerance.

    If someone can't feel tolerant and gracious towards Hamas, it's because they don't have any tolerance and graciousness in them at all...?


    This question would make an excellent thread, IMO...

    ...but, for now, tolerance and graciousness are what you DO, no matter how you, FEEL.


  47. by oldedude on November 26, 2023 8:44 am
    Indy- you're just getting what you give. You don't want it, don't throw it out.

    So Bill, you feel that a mugger assaulting you and your wife on the street, stealing your possessions and punching you in the face as a cherry on top, would automatically receive your tolerance and graciousness if you possessed any? Regardless of whether or not you thought that their actions deserved it? (A perfect analogy by the way since Trump is in the process of quite literally trying to mug this entire country).

    In a pig's fuckingeye you would.


    And yet Israel is still the enemy of the world. Charlie Manson and his family (Hamas) went into Israel and did horrible things, worse than the Tate–LaBianca murders.


  48. by Indy! on November 26, 2023 5:03 pm

    Good work, OD. You're only a few steps away from realizing EVERY military action is worse than the Tate LaBianca murders.


  49. by oldedude on November 26, 2023 6:27 pm
    Dream on, little delicate "man."


  50. by Indy! on November 26, 2023 7:47 pm

    Give it up, OD - I'm straight. You'll just have to make do with the high school boys in your neighborhood.


  51. by oldedude on November 27, 2023 6:42 pm
    and you'll just have to do with your mom.


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