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Biden Comforts 9/11 Victims By Telling About The Time He Was Playing Jenga And His Tower Fell Down
By HatetheSwamp
September 11, 2023 1:32 pm
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Americans across the country remembering the tragic events of September 11, 2001, President Joe Biden offered the victims' families comfort by telling them about the time he watched in horror as his Jenga tower fell right before his eyes.

"9/11 was an unspeakable tragedy, and not only because my son died in the towers," Biden said. "I've been in the same situation myself. For me, it was the time I was playing Jenga with Hunter. We were celebrating a sweet deal we had just closed with a company owned by some Chinamen. It was my turn. The tower was in rough shape, but I thought I could still make my move. I poked around and there weren't any loose pieces left. None. So I found one I thought I could get out. I gave a…I gave it…I gave the…the…the thing there…a good pull. And it just all came down. Right there. All I could do was watch. I watched the tower fall. Sad day, folks..."

At publishing time, Biden was preparing a statement of condolences to families whose loved ones died in the crash of United Flight 93 by telling them about the time he lost his Chapstick in a field in rural Pennsylvania.

First-rate satire. But the Doddering Old Fool makes it sooooooooooooooooooooo easy. Eh?


Cited and related links:

  1. babylonbee.com

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Comments on "Biden Comforts 9/11 Victims By Telling About The Time He Was Playing Jenga And His Tower Fell Down":

  1. by Ponderer on September 11, 2023 1:36 pm

    I'm listening to him giving a speech live from Alaska about 9/11.

    It's so pathetic, Bill, that you have to rely on total fiction to use against Biden.


  2. by HatetheSwamp on September 11, 2023 1:37 pm

    Has he mentioned the "lyin dog-faced pony soldier" yet?


  3. by Ponderer on September 11, 2023 1:51 pm

    No. Oddly enough, he seemed to be commemorating and commiserating with the victims and families, and first responders of 9/11. The man has a lot of empathy, that's for certain. Understanding of course that you don't even know the meaning of the word or what I'm even talking about.

    You wouldn't like it, Bill. Don't bother looking it up. It's not going to present you with much to make fun of him with.


  4. by HatetheSwamp on September 11, 2023 1:56 pm

    He seems to have no compassion for lyin dog-faced pony soldiers, with whom he's obviously obsessed.


  5. by oldedude on September 11, 2023 8:06 pm
    jjpo still doesn't get it's a PARODY!"

    OMFG..... This is really disappointing...


  6. by HatetheSwamp on September 12, 2023 3:56 am

    po,

    Here's some common sense for ya:

    "Hearing Biden lecture us about OUR responsibility to defend democracy as he and his admin do everything they can to undermine it is insulting beyond words. From the politicized prosecution of Trump, altering DNC rules to ice out RFK Jr, directing FBI & Big Tech to censor dissenting voices, to labeling concerned parents as terrorists - do they think we're too stupid to notice their hypocrisy?" -Tulsi!!!!!
    twitter.com


  7. by HatetheSwamp on September 12, 2023 4:38 am

    po,

    pb's three-headed monster monster GAG founder Jaimee Michell retweeted this:

    "Ron DeSantis attends the 9/11 memorial in New York City. The man can barely contain his sorrow. It was also the reason he signed up for the US Navy right after September 11."
    twitter.com


  8. by Ponderer on September 12, 2023 7:40 am

    "He seems to have no compassion for lyin dog-faced pony soldiers, with whom he's obviously obsessed." -Hate

    I'll warrant that you are far more obsessed with that phrase than Biden is.


  9. by HatetheSwamp on September 12, 2023 8:37 am

    I've only ever quoted "that feckless dementia-ridden piece of crap" saying it, as he did juss t'other day...but I'm guessing Ari didn't report that, eh?


  10. by Ponderer on September 12, 2023 9:27 am

    Is Biden using that phrase one of the violations that McCarthy plans to investigate in his formal impeachment inquiry? You seem to believe that it's of major import.

    I can't wait for this! This is going to be as much of a laugh riot as the MAGA Republican Jim Jordan hearings about how Trump weaponized the justice system using Barr to Biden supposedly "weaponizing" the justice system has been.


  11. by HatetheSwamp on September 12, 2023 11:43 am

    No, po, but I think it splains why 538 now has Joe's approval at -15.2, a historic disaster.

    projects.fivethirtyeight.com


  12. by Ponderer on September 12, 2023 11:50 am

    Damn. And the election is next week!



    Oh wait a minute... 🙄

    I gotta word for you about the efficacy of polls, Bill. Actually, it's a number:

    2022.


  13. by HatetheSwamp on September 12, 2023 12:24 pm

    I guess that'd make me a "lyin dog-faced pony soldier," eh!!!!!?


  14. by Ponderer on September 12, 2023 1:25 pm

    You, as the authority on the phrase, should know.


  15. by Curt_Anderson on September 12, 2023 1:31 pm
    Am I the only one who thinks that joking about 9/11 and Twin Towers falling is in extremely poor taste?


  16. by Ponderer on September 12, 2023 1:53 pm

    No, you aren't, Curt.


  17. by Ponderer on September 12, 2023 1:58 pm

    The Babylon Bee is a conservative Christian news satire website.

    And you know the disgusting disasters that can happen when those people try to be funny.
    en.wikipedia.org


  18. by HatetheSwamp on September 13, 2023 4:45 am

    I'm guessing you don't UNDERSTAND.

    The BEE article is spoofing the Doddering Old Fool's dementia-driven narcissism. Y'know he had a kitchen fire once. So he's been through what the people of Maui are experiencing.

    FYI, this has been a running gag on right-wing media since even before Joe's Maui moronic. If you sought information from sources that don't fan the flames of the preferences and prejudices that you bring with you to every moment of your lives, you'd know that.

    Try sumpthin beyond Ari and Rachel once. Baha baha.


  19. by Ponderer on September 13, 2023 9:19 am

    Oh I understand. I understand that MAGA Republicans aren't above making fun of someone's disability if they think it makes them look better.

    You guys woulda had a field day with FDR.


  20. by HatetheSwamp on September 13, 2023 10:21 am

    Oh I understand. I understand that MAGA Republicans...

    Translation:

    I HAVE TDS!
    I HAVE TDS!
    I HAVE TDS!
    I HAVE TDS!
    I HAVE TDS!

    Bahahahahahahahahahaha haha baha baha ha!


  21. by Curt_Anderson on September 13, 2023 10:29 am
    I didn't get understand the joke at first. 3000 people died in the Twin Towers but Jenga is just a tabletop game.


  22. by HatetheSwamp on September 13, 2023 10:38 am

    Being woke and gettin a joke ain't synonymous. We understand.


  23. by Ponderer on September 14, 2023 7:22 am

    "Being woke and gettin a joke ain't synonymous. We understand." -Hate

    Oh we get the "joke". It's just that we find nothing funny about the thousands of deaths from the 9/11 disaster like MAGA Republicans do.

    But don't let me stifle your hilarity.....


  24. by HatetheSwamp on September 14, 2023 8:17 am

    Oh we get the "joke". It's just that we find nothing funny...

    Right we get it.

    The joke was on "that feckless dementia-ridden piece of crap's" supporters. Of course, you're not laughing.


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