The outlook seemed brilliant for MAGA faithful that day:
James Comer, Jim Jordan and John Durham were subpoenaing away.
But then Comer lost his witness, Jordan's took the Fifth,
A pall-like silence fell when Durham flopped forthwith.
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout,
But there is no joy in MAGAville—the GOP has struck out.