by HatetheSwamp on April 10, 2023 9:00 am
Exactly!
Father Of 5-Year-Old Pterodactyl Troubled By How Hard It Is To Get Species-Affirming Care In America
"Seriously, it's 2023, and we still haven't figured out how to provide adequate medical care to children who think they're extinct flying lizards," said Mingastank.
"I do my best to raise my son Madison as a pterodactyl per his wishes, which is important for his self-esteem. I only communicate to him in ear-piercing dinosaur screeches, I feed him small rodents and fish, and every once in a while I push him off the roof of the garage so he can try flying. But no other doctors seem to be willing to help him get the ultraviolet heat lamps and lizard medicine his pterodactyl body desperately needs."
Exactly!
Poor kids.
They can't choose their bed time but they have the right to choose their species.
Bahahahahahahahahahaha
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