You'll Never Take Me Alive, Coppers!' Shouts Trump Speeding Away From Police In Golf Cart
By HatetheSwamp March 21, 2023 7:55 am Category: Crime (0.0 from 0 votes)
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PALM BEACH, FL — Former President Donald J. Trump was seen fleeing on a golf cart while shouting defiantly at federal agents Monday. Witnesses claim he led authorities on a daring chase that reached speeds of up to 30 Mph.
"You'll never take me alive, coppers!" Trump allegedly shouted before horrified golfers. "I'm smarter than the average president! Everyone says so!"
FBI Director Christopher Wray watched the pursuit unfold from the safety of his evil lair beneath the Hoover Building. Sources confirm he was unhappy that Trump was able to jump his golf cart off the roof of his home as agents knocked on the door.
The FBI warns that Trump is still at large and extremely dangerous.
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PALM BEACH, FL — Former President Donald J. Trump was seen fleeing on a golf cart while shouting defiantly at federal agents Monday. Witnesses claim he led authorities on a daring chase that reached speeds of up to 30 Mph.