Taliban Bureaucrats Hate Working Online All Day, ‘Miss the Days of Jihad’
By Curt_Anderson
February 13, 2023 4:34 pm
Category: Humor
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While it's amusing and little hard to believe that former Taliban fighters are now lamenting their boring office jobs, this story is being reported as true by various news sources.-- CA
Interviews with five former Taliban fighters reveal the crushing ennui of office life in the big city.
“I sometimes miss the jihad life for all the good things it had,” said 25-year-old Abdul Nafi. “In our ministry, there’s little work for me to do. Therefore, I spend most of my time on Twitter. We’re connected to speedy Wi-Fi and internet. Many mujahedin, including me, are addicted to the internet, especially Twitter.”
None of the interviewed men are native to Kabul, they’re all men from the provinces who moved into the city after the U.S. left. “I haven’t brought my family to Kabul, Omar Mansur told Samin. “The rent of houses is very high for us since our salary is no more than 15,000 afghanis [roughly 180 USD]. It is fully sufficient for Yahyakhel but not for Kabul. As soon as, God willing, I have a good salary, I will bring my family here.”
Mansu also complained about the traffic. “Last year, it was tolerable but in the last few months, it’s become more and more congested,” he said. Then he lamented the freedom he lost when the Taliban won the war.
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