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Your Moment Of Zim: ''Socialist'' by Roy Zimmerman
By Curt Anderson
July 1, 2021 4:54 pm
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"How many Socialists we got here? Come on, let's see a show of left hands. You drive here on a public street? Socialist. You go to a public school? Socialist. Y’ever visit a public library? Why? I’ll tell you why...‘cause you're a Socialist! Like Ulysses S. Grant. Yellowstone National Park - y'ever been there?" --Roy Zimmerman

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  1. by Donna on July 3, 2021 11:03 am
    I love it!!!

  2. by Donna on July 3, 2021 11:06 am
    I guess because I'm a socialist.

  3. by Curt Anderson on July 3, 2021 11:07 am
    I knew you'd like it if you saw/heard it. By the way, here's another Moment of Zim for you in the link below.

  4. by HatetheSwamp on July 4, 2021 6:53 am
    As Mork from Ork would say, "Ah, humor, ar ar!"

    I get it. Amusing.

    But, here's a difference between your side and mine, Curt. We'll grin, maybe even chuckle at this and your side can't do the same when your thinking is the object of humor.

    This guy ain't any more funny than Gutfeld, who draws 1.5 million viewers to his late night show and all I've ever gotten from one of your woke Swampcult progressives is that Gutfeld ain't funny.

    On the old forum, I was profoundly amused when po predicted that his show wouldn't last three weeks.

    One reason that a guy like Trump could be what he's become is that your side is so dour or, worse, angry or, even worse, bitter.

    As insane as those Trump rallies are, watch them. Even though nearly everyone present believes that those smoke filled room handlers of that perverted and demented doddering old fart from Delaware swiped the election, the people who attend them still smile and laugh.

    I think that your side knows the truth about itself. Anger defines you. It's why the cheating was necessary. It's why you are panicking over the prospect of laws that support honest elections. You will be crippled by those laws.

    Under normal circumstances, even a narcissistic bully like Trump wins over your side's core bitterness.

  5. by islander on July 6, 2021 1:24 pm
    Good one Curt !!

  6. by islander on July 6, 2021 1:32 pm
    "A day in the Life of Sue Republican.
    Sue gets up at 6 a.m. and fills her coffeepot with water to prepare her morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.

    With her first swallow of coffee, she takes her daily medication. Her medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.
    All but $10 of her medications are paid for by her employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Sue gets it too.

    She prepares her morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Sue's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

    In the shower, Sue reaches for her shampoo. Her bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for her right to know what she was putting on her body and how much it contained.

    Sue dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air she breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

    She walks to the subway station for her government-subsidized ride to work. It saves her considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

    Sue begins her work day. She has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Sue's employer pays these standards because Sue's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.

    If Sue is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, she'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think she should lose her home because of her temporary misfortune.

    It's noon and Sue needs to make a bank deposit so she can pay some bills. Sue's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Sue's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.

    Sue has to pay her Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and her below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Sue and the government would be better off if she was educated and earned more money over her lifetime.

    Sue is home from work. She plans to visit her father this evening at his farm home in the country. She gets in her car for the drive. Her car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards.

    She arrives at her childhood home. Her generation was the third to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.

    She is happy to see her father, who is now retired. Her father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Sue wouldn't have to.

    Sue gets back in her car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Sue enjoys throughout her day. Sue agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm self-made and believe everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."

  7. by Curt Anderson on July 6, 2021 1:45 pm

    Sue also walked to the subway on a public concrete sidewalks rather than trudging through mud and dirt or risking her life walking with street traffic.

    She listened to conservative talk-radio on government regulated airwaves so each radio station operates from a unique number on the dial rather than a willy-nilly cacophony of stations competing from the same spot on the dial.

  8. by HatetheSwamp on July 7, 2021 5:19 am
    I'd critique this but I can't believe either of you are being serious...but, then, you seem to groove on Zim's rap?, rant?

    One thing about being an open minded cynical antiSwamper is that it's, perhaps, more enjoyable to laugh AT woke Swampcult Blue MAGAs than to note woke humor and laugh WITH it.

    Keep it goin, guys!, you're on a roll.

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