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Election Update: Biden Says It May Take Days For Democrat Votes To Be Double-Counted

By HatetheSwamp
November 4, 2022 11:58 am
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WASHINGTON, DC — As the date of next week's midterm elections approaches, President Joe Biden used his Wednesday night address to warn everyone that the results may not immediately be known because it may take several days for enough Democrat votes to be harvested and double-counted.

"Despite the fact that third-world countries around the globe are capable of tallying their votes on the same day as their elections, it's simply not realistic to expect that from the world's most technologically advanced nation," Biden shouted with an unnecessary amount of anger to the assembled crowd made up entirely of White House staffers and the media. "Folks, we've got to take our time, find out how far behind we are, and wait for the unmarked vans carrying bags full of ballots to arrive in the middle of the night. Then we gotta find out how many times we have to count each ballot. Tomato soup."

At publishing time, Democrat operatives across the country were continuing to stock up on snacks and making sure the voting machines at polling stations were successfully connected to the internet in preparation for next week's marathon vote-manufacturing sessions.


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  1. by oldedude on November 4, 2022 1:44 pm
    I've talked about this before. I am from Pueblo and all these people are dead now. When I was growing up, the first non-Italian Sheriff was elected. He thought he needed to dredge the Arkansas river for a drowned kid. He was told not to by the county commishenors, several others and ended up with the local Godfather's muscle. He did it anyway to give the parents some resolution.

    Along with the kid, he pulled up three bodies, that had been missing for a couple of decades. They were all up on their taxes, and had voted in every election since they were dead.


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