by Ponderer on June 14, 2022 10:04 am
"Your Honor, even though my client was told by several qualified legal experts the day before the offense that robbing a bank is illegal, he still didn't know that it was illegal. In fact a homeless person outside an open window heard the conversation and screamed at him that robbing a bank was totally legal. So therefore, my client believed, based on absolutely nothing else but ludicrous, thoroughly debunked, and materially baseless claims "that he heard" from some conspiracy theory websites and the drunken ravings of a deranged homeless person, that it was well within his rights... nay, that it was his very duty, to rob a bank if he felt it necessary to do so. So I ask you, Your Honor, how could he have actually committed a crime if he didn't quote know unquote what he did was a crime? Therefore I beseech you, Your Honor, in the name of Justice and all things right, that you hereby drop all charges against my client and release him immediately to his own recognizance. He's actually scheduled to meet with some business associates to rob a bank at one thirty today, and since it might be tough to get an Uber in this area at this time of day and..."
"Excuse me, Bailiff...? Please take Counsel into custody on the charge of Contempt of Court and have him remain there until he decides to stop treating these proceedings like a big freaking joke..."
by islander on June 14, 2022 12:53 pm
You Blue MAGA Swampcultists and your COMPREHENSION and UNDERSTANDING!!!!!
Trump was living smack dab in the center of his subjectivity..."
What does Trump's living smack dab in the middle of his subjectivity have to do with anything? Is it just a bit of trivia or do you think it contributed to his insanity?