If you ever need to empty the contents of your stomach and you don't have any Syrup of Ipecac handy, watch Mike Huckabee's ad for the book at the bottom link below.
As its title suggests, “The Kid’s Guide to President Trump” is a pro-Trump children’s book. Huckabee, promoting the book in a video, declares, “Isn’t it amazing how so much that President Trump said still rings true? But schools and the media don’t want our kids to hear anything positive, and that’s why my team created ‘The Kid’s Guide to President Trump.’ It’ll teach your kids all about President Trump’s accomplishments and his vision for America, and I want you to have it for free.”
I wonder what they named this chapter:
“I did try and fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there, and she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.”
“I better use some Tics Tacs, just in case I start kissing her. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women – I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything... grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”