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Applebee's Announces They Have Banned Marjorie Taylor Greene From To-Go Online Ordering

By HatetheSwamp
January 5, 2022 5:11 am
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Abso-effin-lutely!

“We have made the decision to ban the representative for her repeated violations of the platform’s prohibition against spreading misinformation about our delicious Applebee’s Riblets Platter™,” said Applebee’s founder and CEO, Bob Applebee. “Our terms and conditions are clear, that any individual disparaging our delectable and reasonably-priced appetizers, salads, or entrees, will suffer the consequences.”

A spokesperson for Mr. Applebee went on to explain their fair and judicious strike system that has given Applebee’s its reputation of delicious food as well as a welcoming, inclusive environment for anyone, so long as they proclaim undying love and devotion to Applebee’s food, including the soon-to-be-popular Quesadilla Burger™.



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