See how Hugh Freeze will decide who will be his starting quarterback.
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Is he breathing?
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Please move to next QB evaluation.
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So you're pretty confident in him not throwing a back-breaking interception?
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YES
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YES
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Does his arm function in the way a quarterback's should?
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You have wandered into the kickers and punters group. Please turn around.
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He must have an arm you trust and lots of confidence, right?
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YES
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YES
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Does he have the build of a quarterback (6-feet-ish, 200-ish pounds)?
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You are looking at Jeremy Liggins. Let's give up on that experiment.
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Would you say his level of confidence in himself could be referred to as "SWAG"?
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YES
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YES
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Can he throw the ball accurately over 10 yards?
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You have signed Robert Lane. Please move to next QB evaluation.
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Congratulations, your starting quarterback is Chad Kelly.
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YES
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Is he capable of at least managing the game?
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You have signed Brent Schaeffer. Please move to next QB evaluation.
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YES
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Is he capable of doing more than managing the game?
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Congratulations, you have found your backup QB.
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YES
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If it's 3rd and 7 on our 38-yard line and we're up 14-10 in the 3rd quarter, will you let him throw?
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GOOD CALL. Defense is gonna be pretty good.
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