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A decision tree for NFL players

                 
Are you in the middle of a play where you are expected to tackle or block?
YES
Hit this person in a Goodell approved way!
 
 
 

NO








Is this person attacking you?
YES
Are they using deadly force?
YES
Are you in a "Stand Your Ground" state?
YES
Go ahead and hit this person wherever and however you would like.
 

NO


NO



YES



Is this person a woman, child, or a close relative?
Are they only verbally attacking you?
YES
Are they Peter King?
NO
Don't hit this person. Maybe say something mean about them on Twitter instead.
 

NO

YES


NO





Are you arguing and they have a really stupid face?
NO
Is there a mosquito or other biting/stinging insect on them they can't see?
Respond with enough force to defend yourself, or just run away. I bet you have the faster 40 time.
 
 


YES

NO

YES





 
Do they really deserve it?
Yell "AAAHHHH, BUG!" and slap ineffectually at the insect.
 
 









 
DO NOT HIT THIS PERSON. It is illegal and makes you look like a jackass.