Are you extremely hairy?
True		False

Do you live with another man (and you are not gay)?
True		False

Are you a woman?
True		False

Or are you a man?
True		False

Have you ever dressed up in woman's clothes
True		False

Are you an alcoholic?
True		False

Do your friends think your stupid?
True		False

Do you have trouble keeping a job?
True		False

Have you ever married someone just to get something?
True		False

Do you enjoy the suffering of others?
True		False

Are you foreign?
True		False

Do you enjoy cosmetics?
True		False

Are you overweight?
True		False

Do you like pets?
True		False

Were you ever homeless?
True		False

Have you ever built a house?
True		False

Have you ever gone out with a fat man?
True		False

Have you ever been married to more than one person at a time?
True		False

Are you balding?
True		False

Have you ever done ameteur porn?
True		False

Do you make major decisions with a bingo wheel?
True		False

Are you a football fan?
True		False

Are you Irish?
True		False

Have you ever purchased a Lumberjack?
True		False