When I have questionable dreams involving sex with animals or relatives I will commonly tell my friends about them.
True		False

When I become sick, I wipe my nose in a long, dramatic smear down my arm.
True		False

I know what URL really stands for.
True		False

My pants can be comfortably tucked into my shoes.
True		False

If my dog bit me, I wouldn't hesitate to bite it back.
True		False

Occasionally I will watch VH1 with my parents. We turn up the volume when Bon Jovi comes on.
True		False

My mom makes me pizza pockets.
True		False

I have used the phrase "Too big for your britches" or the words "Geeze", "Yowzers" or "Hubbahubba".
True		False

There has never been a morning when I've woken up and not known where I was.
True		False

Not only am I friendly with my friends, but I've been known to shoot the shit with their moms as well.
True		False

I ate alot of Corn Nuts, Nachos or Celery when I was younger.
True		False

People tell me to shut up alot.
True		False

Most of the bruises on my body came from running into things (walls, doors, coffee tables, other people)
True		False

I know there is Church of Burt Reynolds website and I visit it oftenly.
True		False