Do you like your friends as much as your family?
True		False

Do you date people and dump them for fun?
True		False

When one of your friends are feeling low, do you give them a shoulder to cry on?
True		False

If you see a homeless person on the street, do you laugh?
True		False

What if you see a dorky kid get tripped by older kids and falls on the ground face first into a pile of dog poop and the bullys start to kick the poor little dorky kid? Would you laugh then?
True		False

Would you go over there and help poor dorky boy?
True		False

Or would you start kicking him too?
True		False

If you feel bad about something you did to someone, do you apologize to that person?
True		False

Have you ever cheated on any of your girlfriends/boyfriends?
True		False

Theres a half of glass of water, is it half full?
True		False

Have you ever had at least 3 girlfriends/boyfriends in one month?
True		False

Have you ever gone out with a person you never really liked, just to make them feel good?
True		False

Do you like chunky peanut butter?
True		False

...or do you like creamy peanut butter?
True		False

Do you like kittens?
True		False

Do you like pitbulls, bulldogs, or boxers?
True		False

Do you like killing movies more than comedys?
True		False

Have you ever seen Barny?
True		False

Have you ever wished Barny would jump up on top of a little kid and eat off his little head and search for little dorky boy and eat him up too after being tripped and kicked on the ground like some sort of doggie-pooy rag doll?
True		False

Did you think that was funny?
True		False