Do you like to bite people's socks then run away chuckling?
Do you like to snuggle and lick and be held?
Do you venture forth boldly and blindly in search of adventure?
Can you fall off a deck or crash head first into a dresser and just.. shake it off?
Do you stand and fight no matter what even if your opponent is ten times your size?
Do you stink.. maybe not all the time, but quite often and a lot?
Are you soft and lovable?
Do you like to drag stuffed animals, slippers, and soft objects behind couches and under chairs?
Would you love having someone trim your nails, bath your fur, and brush your teeth for you?
Do you poof up and run around the room like a rabid animal at the littlest of things?
Can you slink underfoot without ever being noticed?
Would you love to lick the anus of your cage mate whenever possible?
Do you constantly bite and claw at your cage door to be let out and turn your bedding to ribbons?
Do you disappear for long periods of time beneath dressers or couches?
Does the thought of sharing a hammock with several other ferrets turn you on?
Do you nearly always go in your litter pan?
Do you get along with other ferrets and animals?
Do you bite when your tail is accidentally stepped on?
Are ferrets the greatest creatures on the planet?
Are you strange, so strange that nobody really knows what kind of ferret you are?
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