Do you (or do you want to) work at a record store?
True		False

Are you male(yes) or female(no)?
True		False

Are you smart?
True		False

Do you glue stuff?
True		False

Do you frequently buy large coats to hide stolen CD's?
True		False

Do you like "extra sugar" in your brownies?
True		False

Do you work for someone that you know is snobby, conceited, stubborn, difficult, washed up and afraid to admit it?
True		False

Do you have an ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver apendages?
True		False

Can you answer the $64,000 question (navy blue jockeys)?
True		False

Do you often spurt philisophical statements for no apparent reason (like the chinese guy in Karate kid?)
True		False

Do harbor pent up aggressions toward anyone who puts down you or your new image?
True		False

Do you have an obsession with an almost elderly rock musician?
True		False

Do you like the drums, cigars, and/or beer?
True		False

Are you against mainstream chain stores of any kind?
True		False

Are you in or do you want to be in a band?
True		False

Do you call a bra a "thingy?"
True		False

Do you harbor enough pent up adolescent hostility that you would threaten or scare people with a gun loaded with blanks?
True		False

Do your attempts at doing nice, good things to help people often turn into the crime of the century?
True		False

Do you have a bald girlfriend?
True		False

Are you trying to run a business and keep track of 6 employees and their visiting friends?
True		False