My first name ain't baby. It's Pepper -- Herr Doktor if you're nasty.
True		False

I am lactose-intolerant.
True		False

I am fructose-intolerant.
True		False

I like big butts and I cannot lie.
True		False

I am sometimes mistaken for Rocky, Kip Winger, or their hypothetical love child.
True		False

I got Da Funk.
True		False

I cut my hair to be more respectable.
True		False

I was in The Nam.
True		False

Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
True		False

The ending to Scooby Doo always surprises me.
True		False

Egg creams contain neither egg nor cream.
True		False

I can't listen to Alanis Morrisette because of her misuse of the word "ironic."
True		False

I can't listen to Alanis Morrisette because she sucks frog ass.
True		False

But she was cool in Dogma.
True		False

I am wearing pants.
True		False

I am Doctor Pepper.
True		False