do you have nick names like : Ace....hole, , Smeg head and Git ?
True		False

do you have uncontrolable urges to be neat clean and organised?
True		False

do you have a head shaped like a novelty condom?
True		False

would you be happy given a years worth of laundry duty?
True		False

have you failed an astro-navigation exam more than 5 times ?
True		False

do you irritate people with you personally designed salutes, lack of charm, self-centeredness, cowardace and lack compassion or understanding?
True		False

do you have a hard time relating to stuffy, pretentious people?
True		False

did you ever have an IQ that seemed several thousand points higher than all your friends?
True		False

do you own more than3 wardrobes worth of clothing...and openly justify your need to carry a personal mirror with the fact that you are just so damned beautiful?
True		False

is your idea of changing clothes : turning your soiled underwear inside out and scraping the large congeiled lumps of custard off your t-shirt?
True		False

do you ever feel that despite you IQ, you often feel bored and trapped...
True		False

is your curiosity matched only by your short attention span?....possibly a lack of intelligence to boot ?
True		False

does it ever feel like you were built just to serve others?
True		False

have you ever had a half a million ton spacecraft and all of its contents under your responsibility?
True		False

do you have a hard time being motivated to do anything other than watching Zero-g football on the vid screen, irritating you anally-retentive room mate and play on your out-of-tune guitar....and relax
True		False

do you have soo much style that it hurts?
True		False

are you too polite and honest for your own good sometimes?
True		False

are you a floating head on a computer screen?
True		False

are you dead?
True		False

are you a down-to earth, fun-loving guy who just wants to find the girl of his dreams and settle down somewhere...?
True		False

can you pop out your eyes to polish them ?
True		False

do you ever just go off on your own to explore and find shiny things?
True		False

do you have a thing for protocol?
True		False

does your own personal safety come above all else...eg, take the last escape pod during emergency and fight to do it...?
True		False