You are at a fancy-schmancy dinner party. The person next to you farts but only you hear (and smell) it. You should loudly tell your fellow diner to go live in the zoo, you disgusting cretin!
True		False

You are walking down the street to your neighborhood bar when a woman trips and drops her packages. You should help her with her packages and then drop them again, point and laugh, then run away.
True		False

You go to a party and realize you are severely over-dressed. It would be a good idea to take off your pants.
True		False

You are in a business meeting in a large office building with big windows. A pigeon slams into the window and plummets to its death. Right now would be a great time to rush downstairs and get the lovely, lovely, carcass before anyone else tries to eat it.
True		False

Your mother-in-law is coming for dinner. You only made dinner for two. You should fake your own death.
True		False

On line in the supermarket, someone accidentally bumps you with their cart. You really need to go suffocate that person with their box of Pop Tarts
True		False

You are online and see this quiz. You should take it.
True		False

You are online and see this quiz. You should take it.
True		False

Some things are better left unsaid.
True		False

Some things are better left unlicked.
True		False

If you drop something on the floor, if you pick it up in three seconds, it's OK to eat it. Even if it is a shoe.
True		False

Leeches make great bandaids.
True		False

It's ok to ask if they are real if the girl has really big boobs.
True		False

It's ok to ask if they are real if the guy has really big balls.
True		False

Ping-Pong is a complex game of skill, strategy, and cunning.
True		False

This is a trick question.
True		False

That last question was a trick question.
True		False

Pants are optional on Sundays.
True		False

November is National Celery Month
True		False

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I know it's not a question. Just answer.
True		False