Are you a man?
True		False

Have you ever been called a monster?
True		False

Do you make evil or highly devious plans?
True		False

Have you ever worn a disturbing outfit?
True		False

Are you too chipper for your own good?
True		False

Do you cry in public?
True		False

Do you use mind-altering substances?
True		False

Are you easily angered?
True		False

Are you the center of attention most of the time?
True		False

Do you speak oddly or with an accent?
True		False

Do you rarely speak, if at all?
True		False

Have you been accused of doing stupid things?
True		False

Do you horrify people?
True		False

Do you sometimes break into song and dance?
True		False

Do you sometimes resort to violence?
True		False

Do you have a job that is important to others?
True		False

Are you sometimes threatened with torture?
True		False

Do you consider yourself a great writer?
True		False

Do you have your own theme music?
True		False

Do you often appear about to fall asleep?
True		False

Do you like to fly model space ships?
True		False

Have you had contact with aliens (or even tried to?)
True		False

Do you ever have out-of-body experiences?
True		False

Have you ever engaged in "Padding?"
True		False