Would you like a topical costume?
Are you, or can you pass for, a somewhat slim female?
Would you like a costume that you basically have to purchase?
Would you like a costume that you could make and assemble yourself with clothes and items you probably have at home?
Would you like something that could be seen as innocent if a child wears it, but potentially sexy if an adult female wears it.
Would you like a classic but cheap costume?
Would you like a political costume?
Would you like a costume that hides your identity?
Would you like a costume that's popular, according to costume sellers?
Do you have the ability to sing a few notes and/or dance a few steps to emulate certain celebrities?
Do you want to be scary?
Would you like to be a visual pun?
Are you OK making fun of certain famous people and/or organizations?
Would you like to have a unique costume?
Will your costume be seen by people who are familiar enough with the news and popular culture to appreciate a less than obvious costume?
Are you five foot three inches or shorter?
Are you a male?
Are you a female?
Are you a kid?
Are you an adult?
Would you like a costume that intelligent people will ''get'' but less than intelligent people might ask for a explanation?
Would you like to dress up as a famous celebrity?
What about a dead celebrity?
Would you like cute costume as opposed to a scary one?
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.